1 definition by Dr. Leeroy Funkhauser

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A female of gargantuan size.

A metric can normally be spotted in the south east of England and is often mistaken for a Land Rover Discovery.

Originates from the term “Metric tonne”
“She’s a bit of a metric”
“I know I’m looking at metric but I’m not sure which part of it I'm seeing”
“Ed saw metric and got an erection”
by Dr. Leeroy Funkhauser March 15, 2006

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