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Methmatics

Doing maths homework whilst smoking meth
Yesterday I did some Methmatics
by Aars-aap October 8, 2020
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metamasturbation

When you masturbate to a porno within a porno.
For example, when you are watching a porno and suddenly realize that the porno that the characters in the porno are watching is hotter than the porno that they themselves are doing.
Creeper 1: Dude, did you watch Ass Adventure IV yet?
Creeper 2: Yeah, but I don't remember anything from it. I ended up doing some metamasturbation when the girlfriend put on that video in the living room to get herself in the mood.
by St.Grizzly May 18, 2011
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Methaspicious

A person or persons suspected of being on meth .

A feeling of being worried of being near someone who you suspect is on meth.
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When you’re walking with the kids down the sidewalk and decide to cross the street because a guy and a girl ahead are acting methaspicious
by Rad-dad April 7, 2019
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MechMaster621

Imbecile child who thinks it is funny to add lewd definitions of people he has distaste towards, and is then too chickenshit to name himself as the source, so he/she cites other persons.
Stop being a MechMaster621, it's embarrassing everybody in the room. *blushes*
by R4wk3R April 7, 2005
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methmatician

Someone who is proficiant in the ways of doing meth, while doing math and magic tricks. A combination of meth, mathmatics, and magician. METHMATICIAN!!!!
Guy 1-Man that guy looks like he does nothing but meth, believes in magic, and is really good at math.

Guy 2-Yah bro he looks like a real methmatician!!!!!

Guy 1-So wuts Johnny doin these days? Is he still in college?

Guy 2-Na man he dropped out, hes now a methmatician!!!
by spermdoner220 September 1, 2012
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methmaker

One who makes methamphetamine.
Methmakers frequently use such common household products as pseudoephedrine to make meth.
by TJ Thompson April 13, 2007
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methtastic

Something fantastic or bad ass that involves methamphetamines.
"Hell yeah! Fucking methtastic."
"How are you feeling?" "Methastic!."
by EVIL.ONE December 19, 2017
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