methane dispenser

n. derisive term for a human being. all humans release methane when they fart, therefore they are methane dispensers. get it? a farter. person. dude or dudette. breeder.

My friend is such a misanthrope that he refers to all people as "methane dispensers".

by Vernon Reed May 5, 2008

methaphrenia

Schizophrenia symptoms caused by methamphetamine abuse.

Johnathan: Yo Rusty! You seen Jimmy the Junky Pimp around?!? Need to get my rocks!

Rusty: Na man, he used too much ice. Back in the emergency room with that methaphrenia.

by Scout was fat. January 24, 2017

Methane Cuddle

While spooning (a form of cuddling), the little spoon farts into the crotch of the big spoon, warming them both.

On cold winter nights, Methane Cuddles help me sleep.

by Stumanji February 14, 2012

Methane Man

A male person who is renowned for polluting the air with liberal amounts of methane and other noxious gases via his anus. A guy who farts a lot.

Oh God ! Get out of here guys, here comes Methane Man.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

methalete

Some one who is criddlen so hard that they are actually at a higher level then the average tweaker. One who has reached the status of methalete has perfected the act of tweaking to a sport, a highly competitve sport.

That methalete is either cleaning or running a tri-methalon.

by JimmyPockets May 5, 2008

Methane Madness

The belief that your own farts smell good and also categorizing them according to their smell.

For example, Methane Madness is categorized into five types of farts.

Category 1-Train Smoke
Category2-Sewer Stench
Category3-Orange Blossom Special
Category 4-Acid Burn
Category 5-Soft Serve (aka wet fart)

by Helsinkismashrod November 9, 2009

Methane Exchange

When you are eating a girls ass out and she farts in your mouth. You then hold the fart in your mouth and pass it from your mouth to hers.

"Man last night this chick and I were fucking, but she farted in my mouth when I ate her ass out"
"Did you swallow it?"
"Nah, man I just did a methane exchange and gave it back to her."
"Nice, dude"

by Casual Rapist May 24, 2013