metaphysical turducken

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.

by Definite Article March 11, 2009

Metaphysically Smol

A term for a person who is bound to convention and generally considered unobtrusive to those around them. Often lacking a distinct personality.

Jim doesn’t really bother anyone. He’s pretty metaphysically smol.

You don’t curse? That’s some serious metaphysical smolness.

by Snidget September 9, 2019

metaphysical naturalism

The philosophy that nature is all that exists.

In metaphysical naturalism, nothing is supernatural: ghosts, gods, and fairies are natural or don't exist.

by spline December 25, 2007

Metaphysical graffiti

Metaphysical graffiti is the idea that many things in metaphysics are infinitely unknown, and to speak of them may serve as a detriment.

Jason shouted out some metaphysical graffiti today at the coffee shop.

by Jon aschwanden June 14, 2008

Metaphysical Mookie

A person who is way out on holistic, mystical, occult, alien stuff. Over the edge in Mysticism.

You and a friend are hanging and you see person walking around in a aluminum cap, holding a Tesla box, and you say "there goes a Metaphysical Mookie"

by liquidstardreamer August 22, 2011

Metaphysical Extranaturalism

Metaphysical Extranaturalism, also called ontological extranaturalism, philosophical extranaturalism and antinaturalism, is a philosophical worldview which holds that there are extranatural elements, principles, and relation of the kind studied by the extranatural sciences and spiritual sciences and where all natural elements, principles and relations are in connection with the extranatural elements, principles and relations. Metaphysical extranaturalism is a philosophical basis for philosophies as extraphysicalism, extramaterialism and theories like extraphysics, extraphysical mechanics and post-spacetime, for which metaphysical extranaturalism provides only one possible ontological foundation. Broadly, the corresponding theological perspective is religious extranaturalism or spiritual extranaturalism. More specifically, metaphysical naturalism rejects the naturalist, materialist and physicalist concepts and explanations that are part of many philosophies, theories and scientism itself.

“Metaphysical Extranaturalism is a nice philosophical worldview, mainly When compared with other views such as extraphysicalism, extramaterialism and post-spacetimeism, but it might take some time until metaphysical extranaturalism be completely developed and become mainstream as extraphysicalism, extramaterialism and post-spacetimeism.”

by Full Monteirism May 29, 2021

metaphysical dock

It is the same as the original ned's dock *cough cough* that is, a non existent penis

Girl 1- Omg! I found out Carl has a metaphysical dock yesterday!
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.

Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.

by Richhobo October 26, 2013