Mystic Messenger

An app that reminds you to eat

Mystic Messenger Chat:
“Did you eat yet?”
~Three hours later-
“Did you eat yet?”

by ILiekCheese January 3, 2018

Dankus Memus

The part of your brain right behind your frontal lobe that is responsible for the creation of dank memes.

Jim, I'm sorry to say that your dankus memus is not longer functioning properly. You can no longer create dank memes.

by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

mystic messenger

MYSTIC MESSENGER IS NOT A DATING SIM, IT'S LIKE A FUCKING ANIME SOAP OPERA THAT LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOUR EMOTIONS! IT RIPS OUT YOUR HEART, STOMPS ON IT, AND PUTS IT IN A BLENDER BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS EACH DESERVE LOVE AND HAPPINESS BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO RESTART THE GAME AND BREAK EACK OF THEIR HEARTS, AND YOUR OWN, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT EXCEPT CRY FOREVER.

what is mystic messenger

by booyavivi November 28, 2016

Mystic Messenger

A hellhole

"I stay up at night playing Mystic Messenger"
"Help them"

by ilovelancemcclain June 28, 2017

Medusa Head

When you get sucked off by a girl with dreadlocks.

She may be ugly but she give good medusa head

by Nice Cock Bro May 12, 2021

Messengers MC

A Motorcycle Club formed at the Stones in North East Philly in 1993. The group chooses not to drink or do drugs.

Oh shit, The Messengers MC are gonna be here soon, get rid of the booze

by Straight Edge MotherFucker May 8, 2008

Mystic Messenger

An endless void that sucks away your family, friends and eating habbits. But who cares? You have the R.F.A. now. And you can't stop thinking about how your wedding dress would look in zero-gravity.

"She plays Mystic Messenger by the way."
"Oh good Lord send help. We need some Honey Budda Chips and PhD. Pepper stat!"

by Lizzikitti21 June 30, 2019