Mesus 

A person who fancies himself a savior or god, like Jesus. However, unlike Jesus, he is only concerned with his own welfare. Ironically though, by taking whatever he wants and worshipping himself, he breaks almost all of the Commandments.

Al: How about Joe, taking my things without asking! And he's the worst player on our team!
Mark: Don't tell him that though. He thinks he's great... He's such a Mesus.

Mesus by alakazam15 August 9, 2010

Mesus 

Mesus-A good couple name .A girl in our class at Ridge Park Is called Mariela, and her boyfriend is called dimesus. So if u Start with the girls first letter of her name, and cut of the first three letters of the first name of the boy, M+ESUS=MESUS. PERIOD SIS🤔

Hey There is the best couple in the world, MESUS Forever .

What is M+esus. Students answers MESUS Forever

Mesus by Ali Al-Anonopel October 15, 2019

Mesus 

Mesus is a persona that just about anyone can take on. It has recently found a small following over the internet and is often expressed by a certain face in which someone points their mouth one way and looks the other way with a hint of a smirk. Mesus's often can be seen "going feral" when they begin yelling the word "Mesus" and running around their surroundings violently.

"Did you here Mesus went feral"
"I saw, he is insane"

Mesus by theawesomeguy15 January 19, 2023

sext message 

An erotic message or possibly photos of what is usually a dumb and very attention seeking HS or even middle school girl who thinks sending out nudes is the only way she can get guys to like her. Usually is shocked when it ends up on the internet and everyone in school thinks she's a ho.

Hot damn, take a look at this nasty sext message I just got. I don't even know who the hell she is.

sext message by hnoss February 19, 2017

Mystic Messenger 

A game where the characters tell you to go to sleep at 8 o'clock, but then make a new chatroom at 3 in the morning and expect you to wake up for it to get the good ending.

My parents say I shouldn't play Mystic Messenger at 3 in the morning, but will that really stop me?

Mystic Messenger by Deku for Days™ November 17, 2018

Mystic Messenger 

a game that makes you incredibly lovesick, you wanna get back to your phone as soon as possible just to talk to them again, which makes you stay up late and wake up early just so you can see their beautiful faces/words :))))

all of the boys from Mystic Messenger are my bbys now

Mystic Messenger by i crave death August 21, 2018

mess around and find out 

The mistake of taking a dare; and, immediately getting the negative results of the stupidly of taking that dare.
The karmic equivalent of crossing a city street when the pedestrian sign says “Don’t Walk”.

When you are in Yellow Stone National Park, don’t feed the bears and don’t wave at the buffaloes. You will become a causality! Mess around and find out!

mess around and find out by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 6, 2022