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A person who fancies himself a savior or god, like Jesus. However, unlike Jesus, he is only concerned with his own welfare. Ironically though, by taking whatever he wants and worshipping himself, he breaks almost all of the Commandments.
Al: How about Joe, taking my things without asking! And he's the worst player on our team!
Mark: Don't tell him that though. He thinks he's great... He's such a Mesus.
Mesus by alakazam15 August 9, 2010
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Mesus-A good couple name .A girl in our class at Ridge Park Is called Mariela, and her boyfriend is called dimesus. So if u Start with the girls first letter of her name, and cut of the first three letters of the first name of the boy, M+ESUS=MESUS. PERIOD SIS🤔
Hey There is the best couple in the world, MESUS Forever .

What is M+esus. Students answers MESUS Forever
Mesus by Ali Al-Anonopel October 15, 2019
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Mesus • me susta • mess • medusa • MESOS • message • Menus • message board • messa • Merussy
Mesus is a persona that just about anyone can take on. It has recently found a small following over the internet and is often expressed by a certain face in which someone points their mouth one way and looks the other way with a hint of a smirk. Mesus's often can be seen "going feral" when they begin yelling the word "Mesus" and running around their surroundings violently.
"Did you here Mesus went feral"
"I saw, he is insane"
Mesus by theawesomeguy15 January 19, 2023

sext message 

An erotic message or possibly photos of what is usually a dumb and very attention seeking HS or even middle school girl who thinks sending out nudes is the only way she can get guys to like her. Usually is shocked when it ends up on the internet and everyone in school thinks she's a ho.
Hot damn, take a look at this nasty sext message I just got. I don't even know who the hell she is.
sext message by hnoss February 19, 2017

Mystic Messenger 

A game where the characters tell you to go to sleep at 8 o'clock, but then make a new chatroom at 3 in the morning and expect you to wake up for it to get the good ending.
My parents say I shouldn't play Mystic Messenger at 3 in the morning, but will that really stop me?
Mystic Messenger by Deku for Days™ November 17, 2018

Mystic Messenger 

a game that makes you incredibly lovesick, you wanna get back to your phone as soon as possible just to talk to them again, which makes you stay up late and wake up early just so you can see their beautiful faces/words :))))
all of the boys from Mystic Messenger are my bbys now
Mystic Messenger by i crave death August 21, 2018

mess around and find out 

The mistake of taking a dare; and, immediately getting the negative results of the stupidly of taking that dare.
The karmic equivalent of crossing a city street when the pedestrian sign says “Don’t Walk”.
When you are in Yellow Stone National Park, don’t feed the bears and don’t wave at the buffaloes. You will become a causality! Mess around and find out!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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