A Messer is someone who cuts off their pubic hair, rolls it in paper, and then offers it to others to smoke. Originating from its inventors surname who famously filmed the first ever successful "Mess"
by Mack10 May 12, 2006
Messer is that one handsome fucker that always wears a tropical themed shirt on Tuesday’s, and acts generally pleasant. Most people think he’s a nut case, but is actually quite sweet, while still being a nut case.
Person 1: What day is it?
Person 2: Since Messer is wearing another Hawaiian shirt, I’d say it’s Tuesday.
Person 1: He still does that?
Person 2: Sadly
Person 2: Since Messer is wearing another Hawaiian shirt, I’d say it’s Tuesday.
Person 1: He still does that?
Person 2: Sadly
by Big Noot April 09, 2019
OMG, did you see Teen Mom 2 last night? That redneck slore, Leah Messer admitted she cheated on The Woodchuck, Corey AGAIN!
by trickbiatch February 08, 2012
Did Devon ask Jesse if he wanted to go to the show?
No, because she is a messer-upper and she always ruins his plans.
No, because she is a messer-upper and she always ruins his plans.
by Mickel Smith August 31, 2007
Liz Messer is a typical white girl, who gets starbucks everyday, has an iphone, wears uggs, and sweaters but its ok because shes better than you. All the guys love her, especially Rutter. girls envy her, boys drool over her. everyone loves liz. and yes, she is the girl who has the hashtag lizmesserstyle. dont hate on her because you all know she better than andrew rutter. amanda is her right hand man btw. she loves food and tumblr so i guess she even more white. she hates sports so dont ever talk about sports to her or else she'll make everyone hate you because shes def the most popular girl in Springfield. the most hipster person you will ever meet. if you ever happen to run into her, you better bow down to her because shes the baddest out there. tender hearted girl and she makes the best faces. she has the biggest booty in the whoolleee school. she has long light brown flowing hair like rapunzel. always praise liz
by meow mix1234567890 October 01, 2013
Your such a tyler messer
by Dhzhdbdb February 01, 2017
Verb The act of defecating shitting in a dresser or other place. Especialy, but not limited to, the socks and underwear draw.
1. Any place in which some one stores their clothes. ie. beurau, chifferobe, suitcase drawer etc. can all be devestaded by a well placed dresser messer
2.I left a mean dresser messer in the master bedroom of that house party last night.
2.I left a mean dresser messer in the master bedroom of that house party last night.
by Eshmack September 29, 2011