Someone who is half human (top part) and half fish (bottom part). The human part is usually hotter than the average human (probably to compensate for the fish part). They usually say “aur naur” in reaction to almost everything.
Kyle: Cleo is a mermaid.
Stacy: How do you know?
Kyle: She said “aur naur”
Stacy: Ok I don’t care tan LOONA.
Stacy: How do you know?
Kyle: She said “aur naur”
Stacy: Ok I don’t care tan LOONA.
by EKimLipse September 16, 2023
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Every women, no matter how initially repugnant, has a "mermaid clock". The time it takes to realize you want to bone her. " ~ Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
Every women, no matter how initially repugnant, has a "mermaid clock". The time it takes to realize you want to bone her. " ~ Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
the mermaid theory: Sure today you see Iris as a manatee, but she aint gonna stay that way, Marshall your secretary's mermaid clock starts now..
by |\/| M m |\/| December 7, 2010
Get the Mermaid theory mug.A sexual fetish involving a fascination with mermaids often to the point of being borderline erotic; a mermaphile
2. one who is sexually fixated on mermaid related paraphernalia i.e. costumes, drawings books poems, styles, clothing, etc.
3. A variation of aquaphilia where said person will have sex in pools, lakes, rivers or any large body of water.
2. one who is sexually fixated on mermaid related paraphernalia i.e. costumes, drawings books poems, styles, clothing, etc.
3. A variation of aquaphilia where said person will have sex in pools, lakes, rivers or any large body of water.
Ariel: my boyfriend is such a mermaphile,ever since I told him my name, he won't have sex with me unless I dress up in a mermaid's tail!
by darkninja443 June 30, 2011
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mermarroqu: no don't make me one NOOOOOOOO
gibby: >:)
mermarroqu: F U I can't do it from my phone GO DIEZ IN FIRE
mermarroqu: no don't make me one NOOOOOOOO
gibby: >:)
mermarroqu: F U I can't do it from my phone GO DIEZ IN FIRE
by gibbyman x August 28, 2011
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Rick: Atlantis baby!
Morty: That was amazing!
Rick: Got some of that Mermaid Puss!
Morty: Really hoping it wasn't a one-off thing and I can see her again. By the way, hey, um, still not curious about what mighta happened at that crazy citadel place?
Rick: Not at all Morty, that place will never have any bearing over our lives ever again, unlike that Mermaid Puss!
Morty + Rick: Yeah! Woo! Yeah! We're going back for seconds! We're gonna do that shit every week!
Morty: That was amazing!
Rick: Got some of that Mermaid Puss!
Morty: Really hoping it wasn't a one-off thing and I can see her again. By the way, hey, um, still not curious about what mighta happened at that crazy citadel place?
Rick: Not at all Morty, that place will never have any bearing over our lives ever again, unlike that Mermaid Puss!
Morty + Rick: Yeah! Woo! Yeah! We're going back for seconds! We're gonna do that shit every week!
by Rumpleclitskin September 5, 2018
Get the Mermaid Puss mug.A term for a female, mainly a straight female, who is attracted to other women, but only from the waist up. They can either be sexually or sensually attracted to women, but don't like the sexual parts below the waist.
This term was coined by someone trying to explain how their straight girlfriend was attracted to women, but didn't like vaginas. Thinking of how she loves mermaids, it made sense. The top half is a beautiful woman, and the bottom half has a gorgeous, sleek, colorful tail, with none of the sexual organs to be seen.
This term was coined by someone trying to explain how their straight girlfriend was attracted to women, but didn't like vaginas. Thinking of how she loves mermaids, it made sense. The top half is a beautiful woman, and the bottom half has a gorgeous, sleek, colorful tail, with none of the sexual organs to be seen.
1. Oh my gosh, Lady Gaga is so hot, I'd totally make out with her, but I don't want to have sex with her, vaginas are so not my thing. I guess that would make me a mermaid lesbian.
2. I think I might be a mermaid lesbian, I love breasts so much, but when it comes to vaginas I get so grossed out...
2. I think I might be a mermaid lesbian, I love breasts so much, but when it comes to vaginas I get so grossed out...
by NimueLove November 8, 2018
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That girl is as beautiful as Megumin.
Megumin is my favorite character from Konosuba.
That girl is as beautiful as Megumin.
Megumin is my favorite character from Konosuba.
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