armchair mercenary

an individual, typically male, who incessantly second guesses the outcome of military battles recreated on television. Often addicted to the History Channel, has never served in the armed services, but is an active member of the NRA, an avid gun collector, yet doesn't hunt. Can be somewhat oblivious to spousal interests or needs.

Armchair mercenary: "Bla, bla, bla, then you know honey, if Brigadier General Warren's scouts hadn't found Little Round Top undefended, then Colonel Vincent wouldn't have led his brigade up the hill and set up a picket line. If General Lee's troops had just arrived there, say, just 10 minutes earlier, 20 tops, the Battle of Gettysburg would have been a Confederate victory! The rest would be history! Hey, grab me another beer, would ya?"
Wife: "You are sooo smart, snookums! You're my favorite armchair mercenary! Get your own beer, but just one! Remember? I've got to go, uh..... go and visit my sick friend again."
Armchair mercenary: "Hey, what if the Rebel snipers had had Barrett 50s with match ammo? Where'd I put the remote?

by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 25, 2009

Mere Fucker

french way of saying mother fucker

im gonna be french today, mother fucker.

"bonjour mere fucker"

by Udder-cow-moo January 5, 2012

Mercedes Money

Expensive like a Mercedes Benz car.

Going there cost Mercedes Money!

by I, Wreckerrr May 1, 2021

Mercedes

A unique name for a girl who is very loyal, pretty, emotional, and maybe a little shy at times but don't be fooled she has one of the best relashions with everyone

Wow Mercedes is an amazing girl
(Friend) I know don't tell her I have a crush on her
(Me) me to

by FireGold6026789 March 1, 2018

Marren

A beautiful, sarcastic, smart girl. Only rude when you are. Usually happy. Only has a few friends. She will always have your back. Shes A fun person to talk to and hang with. She knows how to have a good time. She can be mean at times, but has a very soft heart. She has eyes that most can't resist noticing, and is the most caring person in the world. She's loyal, faithful, and will always be there for you. Believes in true love and is not afraid to speak her mind when its needed. She loves to make people happy. Everything she does comes from the bottom of her heart.

Boyfriend: If I was in a fight with a guy and two other guys jumped in, what would you do?
Marren: I would jump in it and fight by your side. I got your back if you got mines.

by Lexie123456654321 January 25, 2014

vanessa merrell

A beautiful girl who is a twin to (Veronica) Merrell. They post every (Tuesday) on their YouTube channel with over 2 million subscribers!!! Vanessa has 1 million followers on instagram. And often get shipped with grayson (Dolan)

“Hey did you see Vanessa Merrells new insta post?”

“Ya, she’s really pretty. I wish I was her!”

by Dolan twins fangirl January 21, 2018

Merret

Merret is a tall skinny blonde. She thinks she is the shit but kind of is. A great personality and is also very pretty - the ideal girlfriend (for anyone taller than 6 foot) (and longer than 7 inches)

I somehow became friends with Merret!

by MyManStanTheMan June 30, 2020