Mermaid Lesbian

A term for a female, mainly a straight female, who is attracted to other women, but only from the waist up. They can either be sexually or sensually attracted to women, but don't like the sexual parts below the waist.

This term was coined by someone trying to explain how their straight girlfriend was attracted to women, but didn't like vaginas. Thinking of how she loves mermaids, it made sense. The top half is a beautiful woman, and the bottom half has a gorgeous, sleek, colorful tail, with none of the sexual organs to be seen.

1. Oh my gosh, Lady Gaga is so hot, I'd totally make out with her, but I don't want to have sex with her, vaginas are so not my thing. I guess that would make me a mermaid lesbian.

2. I think I might be a mermaid lesbian, I love breasts so much, but when it comes to vaginas I get so grossed out...

by NimueLove November 8, 2018

Memeism

Memeism is an internet-based religion. It is the worship of dank memes. A form of worship is spreading well-known dank memes around the internet along with spreading homemade memes with hope of it blossoming into a dank meme. If one controls the memes, one controls the world.

"I saw Jerry dealing dank memes yesterday, I think he is practicing memeism.

by Healthyfever October 14, 2016

Mermer

The mermer is a mystical creature that lives in swimming pools. The creature has two mermaid tails with a human male torso in between.

It's the MERMER!

*Laughs* It's just nipples

by Las21 November 5, 2020

Her mermaid became moana

Slang. It's another way of say a girl became a woman or lost her virginity.

Dad: what did you do to my daughter? Boyfriend: her mermaid became moana. Dad: wym? Boyfriend: it's another way of saying a girl became a woman or lost her virginity.

by B-rizzle December 15, 2019

Mermex

A Mexican mermaid, word made up by writers of "Weeds".

That Mexican girl looks like a mermaid - she's a Mermex!

by Mermex October 14, 2008

Reverse Mermaid

Someone with the upper body of a fish, and the lower half of a broad.

The reverse mermaid is much more key to throw it in than a regular mermaid. The only thing you can do with a normal mermaid is oral or get rubbed out, with a reverse mermaid you can go anal, in the vag, or even in the sloppy fish mouth.

by T-Rav. June 11, 2006

Naked Mermaid Stance

Striking a pose while lying down on your side

Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!

by MC MilfHunta August 9, 2010