Something that sparks a reaction from kids that makes them go "Ohhhhhhhh" caused by physical harm, something that hurts someone with ridiculous overkill.
Seal team six bursted into a pub through a window and on the way in someone gets booted in the face, the victim would be "merked"
by aidnaam January 14, 2018
Get the Merkedmug. n. Being completely wasted high off prescription pills, preferrably opiates.
v. To snort prescription pills
v. To snort prescription pills
by drugssince93' May 13, 2013
Get the Merkedmug. The means of getting Murder-Killed in any situation.
i.e. during video games, hit and runs, getting made fun of publicly, and/or losing in any way possible
i.e. during video games, hit and runs, getting made fun of publicly, and/or losing in any way possible
Oh man I was playing C.O.D. 4 last night and this n00b came in and started talking shit, so me and my friends merked his clan by 14 kills.
by Merksauce June 7, 2009
Get the Merkedmug. (Adj.) murky, gross, unfortunate
(Verb) the state of being in an unfortunate event
Synonym: Rekt, Rip, gross, sucks ass
(Verb) the state of being in an unfortunate event
Synonym: Rekt, Rip, gross, sucks ass
Person 1: I have to memorize an entire dialogue by first period tomorrow
Person 2: oh man, get fuckin merked
Person 2: oh man, get fuckin merked
by Annathropology February 18, 2017
Get the Merkedmug. by 40z-N-Blunts January 15, 2009
Get the Merkedmug. When a merman or merwoman(mermaid to the lame person) is seen without his or her clam-bra or clam-hammock and they let their half human/half fishy sea junk just flop around as freely as the the day they were hatched.
A slang term derived from the word Naked. But for fish people.
A slang term derived from the word Naked. But for fish people.
Sumdu: Yo, alonzo, did you see that mermaid's titties be flopping around ever so ViVaciously
Alonzo: You breast believe it. That bitch was straight Merked. You know when a mermaid is like butt naked.
Sumdu: Yo, i ain't never heard that term before, but I am willing to allow it's use solely for the purpose of this joke, as I too am a humorous individual and I know, dat was like dis wet dream I had once.
Alonzo: Ah HAAaa! Speak truth playa, speak truth.
Alonzo: You breast believe it. That bitch was straight Merked. You know when a mermaid is like butt naked.
Sumdu: Yo, i ain't never heard that term before, but I am willing to allow it's use solely for the purpose of this joke, as I too am a humorous individual and I know, dat was like dis wet dream I had once.
Alonzo: Ah HAAaa! Speak truth playa, speak truth.
by jEmess March 1, 2010
Get the Merkedmug. 