Merck

A response to just about anything

“I’m sorry for your loss”
“Merck”
OR
“I love this song”
“Merck!”

by GangGang4206_9 October 26, 2018

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Merckoff

The employees and subcontractors who work at Merck in West Point (Lansdale), PA and Whitehouse Station, NJ. These people drive like assholes while talking on their cellphones and totally disreagarding traffic laws and common coutesy. They speed through residential neighborhoods going to and from work. When they frequent local businesses they are loud and obnoxious pissing and moaning about their co workers, bosses, and subordinates.

Those Merckoffs stayed for hours, got separate checks, and then stiffed the waitress.

That Merckoff in the silver BMW came flying around the corner and then rode my ass all the way to the traffic light.

by Mattryes February 6, 2009

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Merick

A guy that is amazing, fun, athletic and talented at playing musical instruments. Anybody that is his friend is very lucky to be friends with him, he always cares about his friends and family, and he would love his girlfriend with his whole soul. He can get hurt a little easy, but that doesn’t stop him from being himself.

Friend: hey my friend Is so nice and kind to me
Other friend: you mean A Merick right?

by Keememestar666 November 15, 2018

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Merek Story

a story that builds tension leading up to a climax and then ends without a resolution.

I was walking in the amazon rainforest and a it was really foggy so i couldnt see enything. The fog was so dense that i couldnt see my hand in front of me. I thought something was about to attack me...then nothing did.

Wow, what a Merek Story

by dudeman-swag September 25, 2011

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Mercked

A word used to state/signify one of the following situations:

A. To be physically, mentally, emotionally, or verbally demeaned in a given situation.

B. To be high on drugs. (Usually marijuana)

C. To be drunk.

A 1. (A man is playing football and is hit so hard that his helmet was knocked off)
Teammate- "You got mercked, dude"

A 2. (A pair of boys are arguing over a girl.)
Boy #1- "Dude, stop hitting on my girl!"
Boy #2- "Man, I gave that girl the clap, have fun with that!"
Bystander- "Mercked."

A 3. (A boy is picking on a weaker child)
Boy- "Look at how small you are! I can hardly see you, little guy!"
Weaker boy- "That's not what your mom said last night!"
Bystander- "Mercked."

B./C. (A man is walking around aimlessly. He sees a friend of his.)
Friend- "Hey man! I think I saw you at a party last weekend!"
Walker- "Man, I went to that party and got so mercked."

by IsHottleThere May 17, 2010

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