Mehnopause

The life event in a man or woman's life when they realize their youth is completely behind them and therefore all enthusiasm has left their personality. MEH

While James looked as young as his mates, mehnopause kept this youthful gent only thinking about bills, work and knee pain.

Q: Wanna go out?
A: MEH

Q: How was work today?
A: MEH

Q: Bachelor Party!
A: MEH

by mikebellman November 19, 2012

cerebral menopause

your brain in the change of life; an exercise in decaying common sense; a condition of the mind idiotic; when stupid 1.5 is ramped up to stupid 2.0

When John asked if he could stay on my couch, I knew he was suffering from a case of cerebral menopause.

by La Tatooie January 27, 2008

Menopause Moment

When someone unexpectedly cracks the shits for no reason at someone or something, then continues as normal after wards as if nothing had even happened

OMG, did u just see that chick, she just had a menopause moment and abused the little kid for glancing at her, what a bitch.

by Micky918 March 31, 2009

Hangover Menopause

The hot flashes and sweats you get when battling a particularly bad hangover. These symptoms are commonly associated with female menopause.

Ryan: "Aren't you going to order food?"
Jim: "No, I'm fighting some hangover menopause right now. I don't think I could hold it down."

by ChristmasQ June 12, 2013

menopause

just one of the many excuses women have to bitch about everything they see

Woman: "GOD DAMMIT! YOU NEVER FUCKING DO ANYTHING FOR ME!!!!!!"
Man: "JESUS CHRIST! THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!"
Woman: "Sorry, I'm just going through menopause!"
Man: "So, is that your excuse to be a complete and total bitch for today?"
Woman: "Pretty much!"

by bored15yrold May 28, 2012

menopause

When Yo mama so damn BIPOLAR\

Or is A Bitchy 99% of the time

and or a black Devil

When Yo mama threatens to wake yo tail up wit a belt and then in 2 seconds flat transitions into singin "open the eyes of my heart" ( But your saying in yo mind this Menopause bitch needs to shut the hell up and go get some Prozac)

by WhenIGetmyweave March 6, 2013

Menopause Dramas

A ongoing, seemingly never-ending drama series whose target audience is menopausal women. These series are also largely watched by lazy half-Swiss students with nothing better to do. Coincidentally neither can bare children.

Keighy: Hey is Sam not coming out tonight?
George: No, he just bought the season 5 boxset of Grey's Anatomy.
Keighy: Jeez, he sure does love those menopause dramas.

by Chepsi December 2, 2009