Mendham

A scarily small town in Morris County, New Jersey... You know you live in Mendham if.......
- you refill your white styrofoam cup just to show people you've been to Wicker
-you've probably spotted Chris Christie at the local pub

-the high school sports are absolutely awful and lack any type of spirit

-despite sharing a high school, mendhamites find themselves superior to "chestericans"

-you are republican and you are proud. It probably says #buildthewall in your instagram bio
-half the people in this town go to swanky private schools

-Mendham moms are spotted at the local grocery store and look away when they see you

- it's difficult to spot someone who isn't white
-you probably go to Florida in the winter, and LBI in the summer.

- you know at least 1 girl who is committed as a sophomore for lacrosse
-you think Morristown is a "ghetto"

-you own a juul, probably bought from Golds in the so-called "ghetto"
-you know at least five people going to UC Boulder, UVM, or Elon
- Some people have lived here all their lives, but the majority just want to "get the hell out"

-you hate Central High School. With a passion. You've probably called one a "farm hick" before

Morristown Person: so where do you live?
Mendham Person: Mendham *sticks nose in air *
Morristown Person: Oh.. gotta blast

by ihatemendham123 March 8, 2017

Mendoza Line

The point at which a woman's craziness outweighs her level of beauty.

For a woman to be considered "below the Mendoza Line," she must be sufficiently crazy that it doesn't matter how beautiful she is; you would still not sleep with her.

Based on the baseball term of the same name, referring to the point at which a player's poor batting average cannot be justified despite his defensive abilities.

George- "Dude, Suzy's all over you tonight. Why are you ignoring her?"

Brett- "Trust me man, she's way below the Mendoza Line. Her last boyfriend had to change his social security number."

George- "...mind if I go for it?"

by Paul83 April 4, 2011

mendacious

1. telling lies, esp. habitually; dishonest; lying; untruthful:
2. false or untrue:

a mendacious person
a mendacious report

by jake foster February 23, 2007

mendoza line

a baseball term for batting around or below .200.
mediocrity.
phrase was coined by George Brett after a player named Mendoza who, uh, sucked

A-Rod and Jeter are hovering around the mendoza line one month into the season.

by Lindlof May 28, 2004

carmen marie mendoza

The most breathtakingly beautiful person, whom once you see, you automatically feel that connection. That person whom you know to spend your entire life with. Most likely to injure u 😋. Absolutely the most caring person that you'll ever meet. Someone that you'll be lucky to wait your whole life for and even afterwards happily wait at the Golden Gates for. Someone who will take care of you and always look out for your best interests! Will love and fall In love that she'll make it impossible for you not to feel the same! She'll be your one true love and your Soul mate. For all eternity! I love you Carmen

I've fallen in love with you Carmen Marie Mendoza and I can't live without you'

by Prince Charming37 January 11, 2014

Mendoza Method

The king of Phone sex and the car method

Hey I seen my girl today and use the Mendoza Method

by 4KGOD December 22, 2020

Jason Mendoza

He’s the funniest of ther group, the innocent one of the group, and obviously the stupidest one in the group. Jason Mendoza is a fictional character from the Netflix Original: “The Good Place” and lemme tell ya, that mf is dumber than my brother-

jason mendoza is an idiot

by thegaemf May 23, 2021