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menards trap

The act of getting trapped inside a Menards for long periods of time with your friend who works there and insists on going there for anything and everything when they’re not working.
Guy 1: “Bro, what took you guys so long?”
Guy 2: “I got caught in the menards trap with ‘guy 3’.”
Guy 3: “What? The contact solution is cheaper there.”
by GooseFoot July 24, 2018
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One of the stupidest people on the planet.
Normally can't drive a fork lift and will end up running into a door with it.
Also can properly place a hinged Crate will always place it the wrong fucking direction
by PaulTheLlamaPrince May 12, 2020
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Menanas

Menanas, Malay word
Oh menanas!
by syafinaz July 13, 2022
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Menards

A type of store run by mask-Nazis. These types of stores often require you to wear a mask even if you have a medical condition that makes wearing a mask dangerous or impossible. Named after the hardware store Menards.
"I wish the store down the road from where I live would stop being such a Menards. They have such a good selection of food, but I really don't want to wear a mask. Every time I wear one it makes me feel sick and nauseous."
by Mythcrusher November 5, 2020
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ménagassage

The term used when 3 friends are scheduled to get a message together OR their appointments are at the same time. It's not as romantic as a couples-message but a bonding experience, nonetheless.
Our ménagassage is scheduled for 9am at the Blue Lagoon!
by ToiletSeat via KiKi November 30, 2011
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menara

A beutiful person, who is bright and they shine the way for everybody else, they are kind anf helpful. They try there best. The word menara means light house
Menara lights my way <3
by 0omili December 15, 2021
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bitches of menards

99.9 percent of Menards female employees and customers fall into this group. Can be defined as a fat bitch who puts her nose where it doesn't fucking belong, and in any other place would be told to get back to the kitchen where they belong
God damn have you seen the bitches of Menards

Yeah they should get back to the kitchen where the fucking belong
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