The act of getting trapped inside a Menards for long periods of time with your friend who works there and insists on going there for anything and everything when they’re not working.
Guy 1: “Bro, what took you guys so long?”
Guy 2: “I got caught in the menards trap with ‘guy 3’.”
Guy 3: “What? The contact solution is cheaper there.”
Guy 2: “I got caught in the menards trap with ‘guy 3’.”
Guy 3: “What? The contact solution is cheaper there.”
by GooseFoot July 24, 2018
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Normally can't drive a fork lift and will end up running into a door with it.
Also can properly place a hinged Crate will always place it the wrong fucking direction
Normally can't drive a fork lift and will end up running into a door with it.
Also can properly place a hinged Crate will always place it the wrong fucking direction
by PaulTheLlamaPrince May 12, 2020
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A type of store run by mask-Nazis. These types of stores often require you to wear a mask even if you have a medical condition that makes wearing a mask dangerous or impossible. Named after the hardware store Menards.
"I wish the store down the road from where I live would stop being such a Menards. They have such a good selection of food, but I really don't want to wear a mask. Every time I wear one it makes me feel sick and nauseous."
by Mythcrusher November 5, 2020
Get the Menards mug.99.9 percent of Menards female employees and customers fall into this group. Can be defined as a fat bitch who puts her nose where it doesn't fucking belong, and in any other place would be told to get back to the kitchen where they belong
God damn have you seen the bitches of Menards
Yeah they should get back to the kitchen where the fucking belong
Yeah they should get back to the kitchen where the fucking belong
by FuckMenardsThatFuckingStoreCan October 4, 2020
Get the bitches of menards mug.A man's lower extremity. Created in the 1980's by radio announcer Denny Schaffer to refer to the area where a man might be hit during an accident or altercation. (derived from the same name of a midwestern hardware store)
by Crystal Lake, Producer of Denny Radio July 7, 2006
Get the Menards mug.Enormous breasts, the owner of which is reputed to have achieved career and/or scholastic success by her buxomness and prurience rather than by her intellect or ability.
Kim had a long-standing and well-substantiated reputation among her co-workers for having used her sweaters to attain her position at the company; her luscious, perky menards coupled with her cherubic visage were her greatest (and some might say her only) assets.
by kimmenard@canadatrust.ca September 30, 2003
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