mememedian 

an internet entertainer whose OC memes are designed to make an audience laugh. An amusing or entertaining meme creator.

14 year olds: "Mom I wanna be a comedian one day!"

Mom: "Timmy all you do is post Fortnite memes on the internet, you'll never be funny enough to be a comedian."

14 year olds: "Well fuck you mom I'm just gonna meme my way to fame. I'll be the world's best mememedian!"

Mom: "I'm disowning you."

mememedian by scollerroaster43 April 11, 2019

Mednesia 

The inability to recall if one has taken one's meds causing anxiety about either not taking them or double-dosing.

I really need to get one of those things daily pill holders because I constantly suffer from mednesia.

Mednesia by Hammer Bonespiel July 1, 2022

Momnesia 

A condition in which memory is disturbed or lost due to having children....

Dialing a phone number and suddenly forgetting who it was you were calling. "I'm sorry, I dialed your number but I have forgotten who it was I was calling due to a bad case of Momnesia"

Momnesia by Janabanana5 July 15, 2010

Methnesia 

loss of a large block of interrelated memories; complete or partial loss of memory caused by meth usage.

I'm Unable To Recall Where I Placed my car keys after we got home and I got totally spun out, but I I must have a bad case of METHNESIA.

Methnesia by Naughtyamazing22 December 29, 2017

melanesia 

An island territory in the south pacific.

Melanesia is by Malaysia.

melanesia by JOHNSON October 18, 2003

Mamnesia 

Mother + Amnesia = The ability women have of becoming pregnant and then completely forgetting the pain of childbirh enabling them to have sex and become pregnant again.

Wow, that woman must have mamnesia...she's got five kids!!!

Mamnesia by scorchio1 February 12, 2010

memeness

guess whos back bois plz acceptthis

hello memeness boiz

memeness by Hellomanman December 10, 2018