Melved

Totally f***ing spasticated.

Look at that spacca he's f***ing melved!

by Cleave November 23, 2010

Melving

Similar to 'Shelving'. Except the drugs are crushed into a straw and another member of the same sex blows the contents of the straw up the persons anus

I was going to shelve my pills, but decided melving was better for a quicker hit

by Melver101 October 27, 2009

Mental Melv

A person with occasionally erratic behaviour

He's such a Mental Melv

by El Kev September 29, 2005

Melving

Waking up at 4PM taking breakfast at 4:30 PM, Having lunch at 8PM having dinner at 4AM, then going to sleep at 8 AM, getting mad and mad as the time goes on, becoming a demon due to lack of sleep, usualy afects wow players. Most comonly Average Prot warriors

Dude youre Melving!

by Kanns4 May 3, 2020

Melv-12

Usually a full-grown woman who looks like a twelve year-old boy. Their name almost always ends up being Randi Richards. Shits themselves at parties, and shoves random objects up her twat. Especially glass bottles. Melv-12's have rotten meth-mouth, and one tooth that is black and jagged that's hanging on for dear life. These kind of wanna-be mexi's are usually born in March. Watch out for these nasty ass idiots.

Why is Melv-12's boyfriend/roommate seeing other women? Like how does Melv-12 not know or ask him questions about where he is at?
Oh! That's simple! Because Melv-12 is a f**king idiot! Dumber than a sack of dildoes!

by UHOHH April 23, 2023

Melv

A gay loser
A person owned by Bladez

Melv is terrible at cod.
Melv is gay.

by Iam A. Beast June 28, 2020

Melved

1) Having an all round good time.
2) To attend an event where the host becomes irretrievably intoxicated but the party rages on.

I thought I was going to have a dull night but we turned up and got totally melved

by illumelvinati May 19, 2014