Melona

A feminine name that fits well for a woman that’s brave , beautiful, funny, full of life and courage. A melona can light up any room she walks in and any person to lay their eyes on a melona will be struck speechless with the beauty they have to offer in and out . She’s not one to mess with and she’s all about protecting the people she loves. This is melona a woman that’ll be down 9 times but get up 10.

Samantha - What is another way to say bright light

Jason - a melona ;)

by Melonadefinition July 25, 2019

mellon-farmer

A sanitized or movie-edited substitute for mother fucker

The film "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was released in 1995
staring Samuel L. Jackson (as Zeus Carver) and Bruce Willis
(as John McClane); but this film was later edited for TV...

While the term "mellon farmer" probably appeared in other
edited films, Jackson's character made it quite funny and
memorable ... even though the original unedited movie was
far better ... the editors got a bit lucky, this time.

An example line from the edited film:

Zeus: Now that's low, even for a white mellon-farmer like you.

by original-movie-fan December 14, 2008

sunny melons

The sizable pair of breasts/boobs that Sunny of Korean girl group Girls Generation carry. Her boobs may have to be the 2nd biggest pair in the kpop world (after G.NA).

Coined by fans of Girls Generation, also known as SONEs.

SONE: OMGOMGOMGOMG LOOK AT THOSE SUNNY MELONS!

Friend: OMG.

SONE: IKR.

Friend: OMG SO BIG.

SONE: IKR!!!
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SONE: Wow look at those Sunny melons

Friend: What are those? Melons in the sun?

SONE: No you idiot, her boobs.

Friend: Oh. Those are some nice Sunny melons right thar.

SONE: Preach.

by oppareul August 5, 2011

Melon Brothers

Two guys who frequently bring melon (watermelon, rockmelon, etc) for each other. The melon is usually nicely prepared (cut in regular sized cubes) to impress the other guy. They will usually eat the melon together and in front of other people to strengthen the melon bond. Melon brothers are usually very protective of each other.

Dude, don't you know we are melon brothers. I will fuck you up if say anything bad about my melon brother.

by EvgenyIsGreat May 16, 2010

Grace The Melon

The most perfect person that has ever stepped foot on this planet. Just talking to her gives you butterflies plus a massive smile on your face.
She cares ALOT as well.
Talk to her for a long time and next thing you know, she stole your heart.
She also has this smile, where just looking at it makes you smile.
She is extremely cute and gorgeous.

Grace The Melon made my day once again.

by Sir. Lemon October 25, 2022

slippery melon

A bald man's head after a ripe and juicy woman rubs her vulva on his scalp. Her delicious cream is used as a polish to bring the scalp to a glistening sheen. The longer she rubs, the shinier the head. The grooming habits of the woman don't matter, as her pubic hair can add to the luster.

That bald man sure gets a lot of pussy...check out his slippery melon!

That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.

Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.

by BaldDaddyO July 12, 2017

Melon Fucker

First used by Nathan on Channel 4 comedy Misfits.

Melon fucker refers to an individual (usually male) who is so ugly the only way they can have sex is with a melon.

"You're such a melon fucker"

"Get away from me melon fucker"

by RedBarrage September 6, 2010