The act of scratching one's intimate areas ...be they the snatch, gootch, balls or arse crack and smelling the aforementioned fingers in order to see if washing is required. This can escalate,if it is a good vintage, to wafting said fingers in front of someone else's nose whilst shouting 'mellor up'
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Melissa Mary Mellor or better known to most as Missy Mellor is one in a million. She hates cigarette smoke - its vulgar as she would call it, she's all about the raves, believes laughter is the best medicine, can't live with the music and loves her friends and family most.
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meaning retarded , epic fail, ephasism on someone being a massive dweeb. How ever is used as a sexual euphemism
meaning retarded , epic fail, ephasism on someone being a massive dweeb. How ever is used as a sexual euphemism
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