melted snowman

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.

Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.

by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022

Melted Bible

A bible that has had so many nuts busted into itthat it has melted the pages into each other

She said she was a Christian so I gave her my "Melted Bible" which could no longer be opened to Mathew 11:28

by Kim Jong Dos Santos October 18, 2019

super smash brothers melee

the reason to own a gamecube

i love super smash brothers melee especially when i kick everyones ass with ganondorfs white boii stomp

by asfwegfffffffffffffffffff122 June 26, 2007

Free Melee

A hashtag started on twitter and other social media’s after Nintendo sent a cease and desist to Big House (a super smash bro’s melee tournament) to cancel the tournament.

FREE MELEE! #FreeMelee

by stupidshit7 November 26, 2020

super smash bros melee

A kick ass game on Gamecube! And it's one of the best!

Kid 1: Let's play SSBM
Kid 2: Sure. Which character you wanna pick?

by ChoujinkiMetalder March 9, 2005

super smash bros melee

A great game. Long lifespan and aswsome gameplay with charcters from throughout Nintendo's history.

"Let's play Halo!"
"No. Halo is crap and its multiplyaer is unblanced and boring. Let's play a game we can all enjoy and continue playing for years."
"How about Smash Bros"
"Good choice. Prepare to get onwed bitch."

by omg lol June 27, 2004

Melted

A word typically used by gamers to describe the act of destroying the enemy ruthlessly.

player 1: did you see that other player? he just eliminated the entire enemy team!

player 2: i know dude, he totally melted them!

by dirtgore September 17, 2019