Melching

The oral extraction of semen (usually your own) from another man's dick, after said dick has been mushroom stuffed. A successful maneuver requires bounteous amounts of suction on behalf of the one harvesting the semen so that it is completely extracted.

Also, it's one of the most effective ways to successfully transmit a venereal disease.

David always looks forward to a good melching after a lengthy mushroom stuffing

by BuuurdFlu December 9, 2008

melch

verb: to fuck something up horribly, in an embarrassing and humiliating way

He scratched on an easy 8-ball shot, and melched the whole game.

Please, try not to melch it up.

When throwing the volcano bag, try not to throw too short or you will melch.

by camacus October 16, 2008

melch

A person, male or female, that resembles a slug. Usually a little bit large, with glasses that looks like a slug. You may notice that they dont often pull, and leave a gooey trail in the wake of their sucker foot.

"that kid is a flipping melch!"
"Check out that meiclh!!"

by Craig "bad boy" beswetherick October 9, 2006

Melch

To defecate on the ground and proceed to stomp on your own feces barefoot until your feet are thoroughly covered in it. Your partner will then suck on your feet and toes until their mouth is full of your feces and you will then kiss them exchanging your feces mouth to mouth.

Man, I love to melch, It just tastes so good and I love how intimate it is.

by griffith@@@@ June 16, 2024

Melching

A combination between “munting” and “felching”

“What are you doing at the graveyard” “I’m melching! It’s the new meta!”

by YoutubeEveything May 1, 2024

Melch

A belch while wearing a mask. Usually the belch is odorous, thick and long lasting.

I shouldn’t have had garlic fries for lunch cuz that melch was gross!!

by Vandy67 July 9, 2021