Malakai Burns

annoying ass indian kid that thinks hes black and screams allah akbar in the hallway

look at the indian boy Malakai Burns

by dom101baller December 18, 2018

Melaki

Melaki is the type of person that can be extremely homosexual and irritating most of the time, but manages to keep those traits hidden. He can be nice to close friends, but the majority of the time people get disappointed when he shows up to a party.

Guy 1: Hey! Are you going to Sarah’s party?
Guy 2: Yea but i might dip as soon as Melaki shows up, i don’t want my dick to get snatched.

Guy 1: Good idea!

by Go July 30, 2019

Melanaires

Group of Melanated people whose mission is to build and maintain wealth for current and future generations.

Beyoncé and Jay-Z became Melanaires by building wealth from the success of their marriage, businesses and music careers.

by Melanaires September 6, 2016

Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will be pleased and calm down.

Malakai: ugh ugh I beat you up
Normal peace loving Individual: throws a banana at his head and walks away.

by JosefromdaHoods January 16, 2009

Malakai

Very cool

Malakai is very cool.

by Not Malakai June 23, 2020

Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will calm down and will be easier to handle. Like a monkey.

Malakai : Ugh..ugh...I beat you up.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.

by JoseFromdahoods January 18, 2009

Malakai

Non-Binary, has good taste in music and arts. Writes and is super shy but also super fun to be around. Doesn't like making decisions

Want to talk about good books just ask Malakai

by Weirdest weirdo April 19, 2020