Tony from Meijer

A ghost.

"Have you heard about Kyle's grandpa?"
"Yeah, he's a real Tony from Meijer."

by otkn December 19, 2016

Meijer Mayhem

When you're at Meijer and the bathroom line is too long so you waddle over to the pet care aisle and take a piss in the fish tanks.

"oh shit. looks like someone pulled a Meijer Mayhem on the pet care aisle."

by More Pickle July 17, 2017

Meijer

A grocery/mega store chain located in the midwestern united states who's managers and employees care more about when the new vending machine is getting installed in the break room than customer service. Meijer stores are filthy, little stocked, and carry out-dated merchandise. They have the loosest hiring standards of any of the mega stores, and the employees are extremely hard to fire nomatter how careless they are due to the extreme power possessed by their worker's union. Employees will do anything to get out of helping customers, and though their store manual clearly states that they must greet all customers within a 10 foot radius, they will do anything to avoid such an encounter.

Mom: I'm going to Meijer to get the grocery shopping done, do you want to come?
Billy: No way mom, Meijer sucks
Mom: Why do you say that?
Billy: You'll find out when you try to ask one of the employees if they have any shelf stock in the backroom...

by Babadoo October 8, 2007

meijer

a male's descreet way of saying he needs to go jerk off

(a female's is "wal-mart")

Guy to his friends: "dude, i'll be right over, but i have to go to meijer first."

Guy to a girl: "I so know that you went to wal-mart last night!"

by our group September 16, 2005

Meijer

A word used to describe horrible pedophile. (Pronounced my-jer)

Dude did you see that meijer? He totally slipped his hand in that kids pants.

by Cockboy the Rockstar November 15, 2011

meinert

Meinerts are very loving and win at everything! They have great taste in food. And a nautical eye. They tend to work in restaurants, on ships or with seafood.

Ahoy matey me eye sees a meinert

by Waki5 March 21, 2017

Meijerhöffer

Very sexy man usally named Ludvig as first name.

My name is Meijerhöffer.
So your first name is Ludvig.
Yes.

by fghjmnbvftyuikmnb vfghjkmnbvg December 17, 2021