meijer

a male's descreet way of saying he needs to go jerk off

(a female's is "wal-mart")

Guy to his friends: "dude, i'll be right over, but i have to go to meijer first."

Guy to a girl: "I so know that you went to wal-mart last night!"

by our group September 16, 2005

Meijer’s Syndrome

The tendency of Midwestern mothers to add an unnecessary and incorrect possessive “S” to the names of restaurants, stores, and other businesses, as in referring to Meijer as “Meijer’s.”

Mom: Do you want to go to Meijer’s? How about Nordstrom’s?
Allyson: Jesus Christ, Mom! Your Meijer’s Syndrome has gotten really bad lately.

by Rushmore Yankee January 21, 2009

Meijer Mayhem

When you're at Meijer and the bathroom line is too long so you waddle over to the pet care aisle and take a piss in the fish tanks.

"oh shit. looks like someone pulled a Meijer Mayhem on the pet care aisle."

by More Pickle July 17, 2017

Tony from Meijer

A ghost.

"Have you heard about Kyle's grandpa?"
"Yeah, he's a real Tony from Meijer."

by otkn December 19, 2016