PJ Merkel

Typically used to describe a whale, or someone who likes to eat lobsters a lot. Sometimes its used to describe various dance moves to make one look like a complete retard.

He likes to eat at red lobster? He must be a PJ Merkel.

He has 7 chins? Must be a PJ Merkel

by baljeet reji June 12, 2019

merkeled

To be sexually abused by an individual who has recently immigrated

That poor German girl was merkeled by three Syrian migrants

by collosoll April 26, 2016

merkel

Verb. To perform an unsolicited shoulder massage.

While Angela was seated at the table, George snuck up and merkeled her.

by thewordster September 8, 2008

merkeled

To be sexually abused by a foreigner.

My friend from germany got merkeled on new years eve.

by mellupabbi April 26, 2016

Merkeled

When a European woman is culturally enriched by an Arab penis

When I asked how many women were Merkeled on New Years Eve I was told to check my privilege

by BUILDTHEWALL April 30, 2016

Merkeling

Giving someone an unwanted shoulder rub, or more generally any sort of unwanted touching, especially between coworkers/peers/people who need to interact with each other regularly. Named for the time that George W. Bush 'Merkeled' Angela Merkel.

"Ugh, Kevin started Merkeling Tim in a meeting. Poor Tim. And Kevin still had soup all over himself!”

by Mac Kracken March 5, 2019

Merkellism

The religion based on worshiping Angela Merkel.

Sara: Have you heard about Merkellism?
Todd: Yes, they worship Merkel.

by Merkellite February 2, 2019