mechaphile

An insane itchy asshole who spreads his hairy legs for cars. He can be found sticking his fat cock and balls in the tailpipe.

Jeremy: What a fucking penishead. He just stuck his fucking dick in the tailpipe of my new 370z!
Deontay: He's a fucking mechaphile!

by itchyasshole January 15, 2011

mecophile

A man or woman who loves their vehicle, to such excess, the they must make sweet sweet whoopie to their car / motorcycle / hooptie / truck / vehicle of any kind.

A man was just putting a fresh coat of wax on his 67' vette. he notices a faint twinkle in her tail pipe. Aroused and rigid he approaches the vehicle, drooling on himself with ecstasy he aggressively penetrated every supple hole in its body. until a climactic release like none he had experienced before.
He is a mecophile

by timothy everyman November 8, 2013