microsoft meditation moment

waiting for a computer to reboot

"while installing NT 4.0 Server, I had many Microsoft Meditation Moments to relax"

by Daniel Trivin August 22, 2006

meditation

It is not to clear your mind off all things but one. It is to clear your mind of all things. To focus on the lack of thoughts that come between thoughts, and to lengthen this period to several minutes, even hours. It is only then that you can truly listen to your inner self. If you are focusing on a tree or a flower, you cannot focus on your inner self.

Meditation is something that is very misunderstood by westerners.

by A. Freak April 30, 2006

Meducation

Any education about the medical/healthcare field.

He needs meducation about insulin.

by Welshfyr July 17, 2007

Medibation

The act of Meditating on a mental picture while masterbating AKA the Spank Bank.

Meditate/Masterbate

"Boy I feel Like Jacking off but there are no smut mags or videos around,...Guess I will Just have to Meditate on the bitches as from work...Wow Is This Medibation?

by DaveNavy January 27, 2010

dick medication

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Stan}: Hey George, don't forget to take some dick medication to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave

so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!

by Telephony February 25, 2017

Trance & Dental Medication

The religion of one of David Lynch's characters in the movie, BLUE VEVET, named Frank Booth. Portrayed by Dennis Hopper, Frank Booth inhales nitrous oxide from a cannister. It puts him into a psychotic trance, thus, "Trance and Dental" the dental, coming from the use of nitrous oxide at the dentist. David Lynch is out of his mind, claiming that if we give him(Maharishi Yogi) 7 Billion Dollars, that this will some how bring about world peace is beyond insane. Fortunately, we already know David Lynch IS insane.

Trance & Dental Medication will make you higher than David Lynch when he's meditating while smoking American Spirit cigarettes.

by sternwise October 2, 2006

medication

A student night in liverpool which always ends up with dignity being lost

'Medication woo! Time to throw away all my prospects in life!'

by beimear November 16, 2011