MEPS

Military Entrance Processing Stations

I got my balls checked at MEPS today, OORAH!

by 0321 Recon June 20, 2008

mecuse

To accuse yourself of wrong doing. Usually added at the end of an accusation. Usually used when accused someone of wrong doing mistakenly, when it was really yourself. (Used in How I Met Your Mother)

"You didn't bring us a wedding gift! Shacuse!"
"I did! I brought you that coffee maker!"
"Mecuse?"
"Youcuse (shacuse)!"

by White72 October 19, 2013

mepsi

a combination of milk and pepsi
preferably served in a slushee cup

guy 1: yo dude at my party, all anyone is gonna be drinking is mepsi

guy 2: wow that will be a lit party bro

by ivybrady July 30, 2020

Mecosta

Most Badass Town in the Sticks; where pimps live.

Did you see that pimp hanging on the block of Mecosta?

by Mecosta Imposta October 26, 2011

MCPS

Evil organization determined to ruin the lives of as many public school students as possible, while giving them ridiculous amounts of vacation due to non-existant inclement weather to absorb their brain-washing about standardized testing, drugs, and how much more important college really is than it is in reality. The last of that list will only make sense to those subjected to MCPS' tyranny. Poor schools are remodeled, rather than restaffed. Their headquarters are located in Rockville, MoCo Maryland.

"Oh look, a tank."
"Yeah, that's MCPS' new ID badge enforcement officer."
"The tank?"
"No... Mike Tyson. He's the one driving it."

by Joe Sherrod August 27, 2004

MEPS

MEPS is a term for Military Entrance Processing Station. Can also be known as the term Military Entrance Prevention Station. This place can either be a good place for an applicant entering the military or a bad experience. MEPS has a way of getting things out of someone that a recruiter could never fathom. No one knows how it's done but it gets done there. This place has different types of ball bag muskets at the ready

Hey man did you go to the MEPS today to join right? No man when I went down there they got it out of me that my mom told me I had asthma when I was younger and I told them. Wow how did that happen? I don't know but I heard that they pulled out the ball bag musket and shot it in my recruiters mouth. Yeah man that's some fey luck if I ain't ever heard it.

by pantyteamaster August 30, 2010

Mepstein

a white male known for bokating (performing oral sex) on anything that moves

He is such a Mepstein, i heard he bokat that dutty chik last week"

by bunmepstein June 28, 2011