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mermasaurus rex

A mermasaurus rex is a mythical creature designed by 2 of the earth's most intelligent minds, Blake and Angela. It is half mermaid and half t-rex. the upper half is that of a beastly tyranosaurus rex and the lower half is a mermaid tail. The mermasaurus lives alone on remote islands around the world usually laying out in the sun, listening to boy George, doing the crossword puzzles in the New York times, chain smoking and swearing like a sailor. They can only be seen by those with an open mind or children. If you happen to be one of the lucky few who get to meet one you will likely receive a golden coin with an image of boy George on it from them. Be polite and don't act afraid or they will eat you in one bite.
The mermasaurus rex loves to sunbathe on the island.
by angeladustine77 August 22, 2019
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meatasaurus

The lady that is all about the meat. My friend took home a meatasaurus and she woke up wanting that meat again for breakfast. This type of lady never turns down any type of meat, but prefers it extra meaty.
That chick looks like a serious meatasaurus, you should take her home.
by Chomonhertits March 2, 2014
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methasaurus

A very large person who is addicted to, and constantly taking large doses of, meth.
"Yo! Look at that crackhead."

"Yeah she's a methasaurus!"
by 69asaurus April 15, 2017
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Methasaurus Rex

A meth user that has gone zombie from using too much meth for too long and who no longer needs food or sleep because they run on amphetamines and nuclear brain fuel.
The Methasaurus Rex went berserk when the drug dealer told them there were no drugs and ripped the fender off the dealer's car.
by Jamiesaurus March 11, 2021
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mathasaurus

The strongest dinosaur, he might as well be god. He is 30ft tall and white. He will dunk on you no difficulty and then eat you after.
The mathasaurus is the strongest dinosaur
by yotengomoose August 31, 2021
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Memeasaurus

Where did the memeasaurus go
by Memeasaurusmum February 25, 2024
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