When something has gone beyond meh to being really shit.
How you might feel upon hearing some bad news.
How you might feel upon hearing some bad news.
This night has turned into a pile of mehbags.
Fucking mehbags.
He dumped me. Mehbags.
That tea hasn't cheered me up, it was made with mehbags.
Fucking mehbags.
He dumped me. Mehbags.
That tea hasn't cheered me up, it was made with mehbags.
by Miss WithAnE August 23, 2010
Get the Mehbags mug.Today I'd like to raise awareness of a rare and notorious disorder that many Sailors and Marines may be suffering from. Signs and symptoms include but are not limited to: pessimism, depression, random outbursts of anger, mild to severe cases of misanthropy, higher alcohol and tobacco use, and a general dislike of many other things for no apparent reason.
Some people might say "hey look at that alcoholic", or "why are you so mad all the time?" even things like, "don't you have any pride in your job?" the usual reply is, "fuck off" or "shut up" or any other random negative reply that will spontaneously spew out. Then they look at the person with slight disdain, or disgust.
MedBattalionism (also known as MB) is a serious problem in todays armed forces, and whats worse is that it's spreading among those who have not even been there. New studies suggest that it may be passed simply by spending time with anyone who has been there and has symptoms. Please be aware of the signs and symptoms noted above and take immediate action.
Currently there is NO KNOWN CURE. Once the symptoms take effect, you may be stuck with it. Currently it is possible the signs and symptoms may subside, but this DOES NOT MEAN YOU'RE CURED. If you or someone you know is suffering from MB, get them a beer fast, don't ask how work went, and for the love of god don't ask what they did all day!
Some people might say "hey look at that alcoholic", or "why are you so mad all the time?" even things like, "don't you have any pride in your job?" the usual reply is, "fuck off" or "shut up" or any other random negative reply that will spontaneously spew out. Then they look at the person with slight disdain, or disgust.
MedBattalionism (also known as MB) is a serious problem in todays armed forces, and whats worse is that it's spreading among those who have not even been there. New studies suggest that it may be passed simply by spending time with anyone who has been there and has symptoms. Please be aware of the signs and symptoms noted above and take immediate action.
Currently there is NO KNOWN CURE. Once the symptoms take effect, you may be stuck with it. Currently it is possible the signs and symptoms may subside, but this DOES NOT MEAN YOU'RE CURED. If you or someone you know is suffering from MB, get them a beer fast, don't ask how work went, and for the love of god don't ask what they did all day!
He's not insane he has Medbattalionism.
Medbattalionism damages the morale.
Medbattalionism will drive you to jerk off with sandpaper instead of returning to your respective job.
Medbattalionism damages the morale.
Medbattalionism will drive you to jerk off with sandpaper instead of returning to your respective job.
by Longfin December 12, 2012
Get the Medbattalionism mug.A rarely seen or documented creature. It's existence was first discovered in 1998 in Boise, ID. They are about the size of a large Chimpanzee but mangier in appearance. When they walk, they "shamble". Their cry is a high pitched "MEEEEP!!". They are pack animals and have a rather violent temperament. They are smart enough to be trained to carry explosive vests and detonate them near their targets. Few people who have ever lived to see a Mebbit have lived to tell of them.
John: Hey Pat, today I sketched my rendition of a Mebbit training camp in the Himalayas.
Pat: Dude, be careful who sees that.
John: Come on man, we both know Mebbits aren't rea--
Mebbit: MEEEEP!!
*BEE BEE BEEP*
(explosion)
Pat: Dude, be careful who sees that.
John: Come on man, we both know Mebbits aren't rea--
Mebbit: MEEEEP!!
*BEE BEE BEEP*
(explosion)
by Spritel Keidel December 24, 2009
Get the Mebbit mug.meaning "the aura of". This is a rare name and the holders of this name are usually uniqe personalities; they tend to take time to realize that they don't need to look for happiness because it was there the whole time and to detatch themselves from this is a very unwise decision. These "mesbahs" also need to learn that friends are a very important part of life, some mesbahs are very lucky because they attract very good friends that understand the meaning of "mesbah"...we can only hope these rare beings will be helped by their great friends and realize the truth.
mesbah omid would mean the aura of hope
joe says: nick has a mesbah of good- friendness that i wouldn't want to lose.
literal meaning: nick has an aura of good- friendess that i wouldnt want to lose.
joe says: nick has a mesbah of good- friendness that i wouldn't want to lose.
literal meaning: nick has an aura of good- friendess that i wouldnt want to lose.
by nickynickdevdevy May 17, 2010
Get the Mesbah mug.1970 CHEVELLE 454 SS,its also in the baddest of all the bad ass movies of all time "Dazed and Confused" driven by Mathew McConaughey's character Wooderson
"Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fucken muscle." -Wooderson
by Jerry Sinclair March 31, 2005
Get the melba toast mug.Meban is the ultimate definition of wit, sarcasm and sexiness.
He is a passionate lover and extremely hard to win over.
He is to be treasured for he is rare.
He is a passionate lover and extremely hard to win over.
He is to be treasured for he is rare.
by TheSassyBitch December 21, 2018
Get the meban mug.A strong and outgoing person that everyone falls in love with (male and female). She's a woman of her word and always keep it real at all times. She hates liars and will cut you off if she sense that you are one. Others seem to misunderstand her by her cockiness but she is a angel on the inside. But if u piss her off you will know and BEWARE! She is so sexy in her own way so if u think ur man is faithful think again when she is around. She has energy that attracts men like a magnet.
by aknahayvag February 3, 2010
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