metalock

Those who lock themselves in their rooms all day as they blast metal music all day.

Jimmy: Hey Sam! Sarah isn't answering the phone, is she gone?
Sam: Nah, she probably just didn't hear it, shes a metalock after all.

by Stjimmy324 January 28, 2008

Toni Matlock easy

adj. Something so incredibly easy that it is unbelievable.

Man, I got a perfect score on my Psych 101 exam without even studying.

Wow, dude that is easy.

Yeah, it was ALMOST Toni Matlock easy.

by afdkbvdl May 5, 2009

meatrocket

giant slab of meat often used by my wife every night after the kids are sent off to bed

Husband: Honey, are the kids in bed yet?
Wife: Yes, now can I wear your meatrocket as a hat?
Kid: *Peaks from behind door* Daddy, what's a meatrocket?

by Kak October 24, 2004

Tim Matlock

A God walking amongst mere mortals. Father of Dillon Matlock. He can fight off 10 gorillas at once. He starred in the movie cloverfield as the monster. He also invented the hammer.

John: Tim Matlock is a stallion.
Jeff: I know.

by tylermc234 August 5, 2008

glen matlock

bassist for the sex pistols, everyone thinks sid vicious was the bassist but he was basicly used cuz he was so hot

glen matlock was the actual bassist for the sex pistols

by the queen of anarchy October 5, 2007

Matlock

a lawyer from 80's and the only man to be able to kill chuck norris

Matlock is a skilled lawyer and can kill Chuck Norris

by that guy777 August 11, 2009

meatsock

I really slutty loose girl, that often has sex with men. Putting your weiner inside would be like putting it into a sock made out of meat

Dude, Bridget is a total meatsock.

by Devon Martinez September 23, 2005