Meatless Taco Attack

A meatless taco is a type of food that comes alive and awarkedly attacks you face with a rake. It can happen anytime of the day, whether or not you are eating mexican food.

Friend one: Gah, remember when a meatless taco attacked?
Friend two: yea, that was awaked.

Ahh! a meatless taco attack

by KmJ13 December 19, 2010

meatless sandwich (a.k.a. vagatarian sandwich)

A lesbian three-way orgy

Sally, Brenda and Janet were involved in a meatless sandwich (a.k.a. vagatarian sandwich).

by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016

Meatless love

When two girls without a dick have Sex

Lari: Wanna do meatless love?
Hannah: Yes!

by Stephen Kink January 15, 2022

meatless mike

A guy with a micropenis

I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.

by _~_~_~ April 24, 2017

meatless boner

Meatless boner: a female vegetarian who likes a big male erection (aka a boner) to ride.

Meatless boner: As the saying goes 'female vegetarians, they don't like the meat but they sure like the bone!'

by benapisbrox February 29, 2012