Meatfaced

When you try to take a charge in basketball, but the other guy dunks on you and his sweaty crotch area hits you square in the face. Often results in falling over from force or the act of trying to avoid another man's nether regions contacting your face.

"Did you see that dunk? Ridiculous air!" - Joe

"Yeah man. That dude got meatfaced bad. Insult to injury. That must hurt... And stink. Literally. " - Mike

by Muzzy1855 March 19, 2015

meatflower

other word for vagina, mostly used by someone who wants to be a bit poetic.

I'm gonna eat your meatflower tonight, honey.

by John&Helen November 6, 2007

meatshake

The greatest byproduct of meats in the world. It's made out of the leftover juices, and other various unused parts of meat. Very tastey.

Doctor: "How did you manage to clog up your arteries AND get food poisoning at the same time?"
Bob: "One word, doc. And that's 'meatshake.'"

by airwalker October 4, 2003

meatflap

Pussy Lips.Labia....the folds of a taco.

That bitchs' meatflaps reminded me of a roast beef sandwhich

by Trouble April 11, 2005

Meatface

One of the worst insults in the world, something that should be used as a last resort in an argument. (Very offensive)

Shut up dude, you are such a meatface.

by Cole Jarvis November 29, 2020

Manflakes

The flakes which appear on a man's penis after unprotected sex as a result of dried vaginal fluids

Girl: OMG do you have an STD???
Guy: No those are manflakes. I lied when I said I was putting a condom on

by HotBabyCarlos February 7, 2010

meatglazer

meatgazer (girl who stares at guy's junk) + glance. Upon accusation of meatgazing, the offender will usually admit it but say she "just glanced". The proper compromise is to call her a meatglancer, or more aptly put, meatglazer.

Guy 1: JWebb is staring at Blick's meat. MEATGAZER!
JWebb: I only glanced.
Guy 1: Then you're a meatglazer. MEATGLAZER!

by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011