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medicated meatstick

This is term that labels a males penis. It was created with the belief that sex cures the occassional headache or illness of both sexes. It combines the idea that the penis is also known as meat or stick in a males pants. In addition, sex is the miracle act of cureing minor health problems such as headaches, stress, blue-balls, and many other illnesses that can be cured by a great session of sex.
Last night my women was bitching about her headache, so I gave her a dose of medicated meatstick and PRESTO! she was cured!
by Wun Hung Lo January 26, 2006
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matrick

this ship name is perfect for any maggie and patrick you know. when you find these two, they are always perfect for each other and have eternal love.
"Matrick? Oh, I know that ship! Every Matrick should get together!"
by lotto11 December 19, 2017
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meatrocket

If Chelsea Clinton had as many meatrockets sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine.
by sufferpuppet March 29, 2009
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meatchickens

Noun. A derogatory term for players and fans of the University of Michigan football team. It doesn't really mean anything but sounds funny and degrading, the same feeling one gets from watching the Wolverines play.
The meatchickens suck.
by suomi November 14, 2005
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Metrick

One who corrects other's grammar.
He really Metricked my reports'.
by Dave Sprague September 12, 2011
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mattrick

Scoring 4 goals in a hockey game, usually celebrated by throwing floor matts onto the ice.
I thought the hatrick was enough, but no, he pulled the mattrick.
by Scott Uto April 9, 2007
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Cleveland Meatbucket

When a man inserts his penis inside the urethra of another man using only a funnel and motor oil. It is extremely dangerous and painful, which is why it rarely exists (even in the cock and ball torture community).
Sorry I couldn't hang out last week, I was in the hospital after successfully pulling off the cleveland meatbucket with my buddy from college.
by ClevelandMeatBucket December 22, 2020
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