Meated

The term for slapping a hoe with your massive cock

I totally meated the shit out of that hoe last night

by Sully1027 July 8, 2016

maleda

means slut in dark language. gets influenced easily by people, would rather have her popularity sky-rockets than have a self-worth. usually blames people for her mistakes, and cakes her face with shit ton of makeup. she’s also very dumb.

Person 1: you gave him your virginity just to get back together?? youre such a maleda
Person 2: im doing it for my status!!

by dontcomeforme March 16, 2019

Meated

A new way for a guy to say he has fucked someone. Usually a very chavy expression. The origin of this word came from two friends who noticed a snapchat story chain had the word “meeting’ spelled “meating”. They decided it sounded like a guy telling his friends he’s had sex with someone.

“How’s it goin’ fam, yeah Arright. Aye, tha girl, yeah, yeah ooh she was at my gaff last night, proper meated her, lasted ages bruv.”

by Gaybish May 18, 2020

Diu maledissa

The expression means exactly "Goddamn" (God=Dio; maledissa=damn) in the dialect of the city of Piacenza (Italy) and his neighbourhood

"Diu maledissa i bagai..." (God damn the children...)

by Nikolaj Gogol January 12, 2011

Mealtdown

A combination of meal and meltdown, a mealtdown is when a meal goes horribly wrong.

"First I drank out of her glass, then I spilled my drink, and then knocked the toast off the table when I stood up to help...It was a total mealtdown."

by James DeSimas September 20, 2008

ray meared

when one tell another how to do something they are already capleable of doing. and one insists that what he is saying is right and the other person is wrong even though the other person knows more than one. this would be ray mearing him. ray meared

in one of the series ray insists that the PROFESSIONAL bowmaker is using the wrong wood to make a bow with even though he is a proffesional bow maker has been making bows for the whole of his life. he also tryes to tell the tribal outbakers of australia how to light a fire... even though they have to make one everyday he still insists that they are doing it wrong. an example of this at home would be when your friend trys to tell you something and you think the opposite.. he insists that he is right but it turns out that he is wrong... he would have just been ray meared. ray meared.

by bob billy bob September 8, 2007

mealdo

A phallic shaped meal, such as a sandwich of varying length from Subway.

"Dude, that meatball sub is a total mealdo"

by Brandnard June 30, 2006