Count me in for next year!

A response from the perennially pwned when they decline to attend the annual guy's trip to Vegas.

The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.

Mich: You going to Vegas this year?

Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!

Mich: *eye roll*

by moraleboatanchor January 21, 2013

catch me in the next town

an expression meaning, find me at the nearest gay club and wait in the bathroom for me.

i was walking down the street in my hot pants and some guy in a car yelled " yo baby catch me in the next town" so i got my condom and went down to the club.

by madeleine rinker May 26, 2008

Dylan (guy next to me)

Some random retard who puts up with my shit for some reason.

"hey Dylan (guy next to me) go onto Urban Dictionary and look up your name"

by Eh bruh December 12, 2017

The guy next to me

Is most likely gay and his parents dont love him.

you are most likely in school and are sitting to either a close freind that your messing with and or sombody you absolutly hate.

I hate The guy next to me

by wee woo October 29, 2021

The person sitting next to me

Mikes playing the worlds smallest F1 game

This is so hard

by Spoon Bandit March 22, 2004

Rise Next To Me

intimitally staring at your partner

Rich asked Jay "hey jay of hit show JKB, can you Rise Next To Me" and then asked him, stoned out of his mind, why he was passionately staring at him

by jerry and Tom taking bonghits February 4, 2023

Ari next to me

Is a fine ass lil baddie with planets and stuff tattooed by her tigo bitties. She’s a good cuddler. Causes awkward times erections.

Ari next to me gots my dick on brick

by BillIschinaa January 13, 2024