McGuyver

When getting 2-7 off suit in Texas Hold'em and thinking you can create something of the worst hand possible...

Damn, you bought that pot with the McGuyver?! You lucky fuck.

by Jonas swe March 21, 2008

McGuyver Smoker

is a very handy guy to have around especially when it comes to REEFER.
He can create a smoking device out of anything

Guy 1: Yo man we are out of papers.

mcguyver smoker: ok get me a toilet paper roll, a corckscrew, and some tin foil

Guy 1: we dont have a corkscrew

mcguyver: ok get me an avocado, an icepick, and my snorkel

by samsongetsmelifted August 13, 2009

The McGuyver Theory

Saying that since McGuyver can make anything out of nothing, McGuyver can fix any and all problems.

Guy 1: My car battery died in the middle of nowhere
Guy 2: If McGuyver were here he would use dirt, pocket lint and catus needles to make a new car battery and drive us home.
Guy 2 used The McGuyver Theory

by neanngis September 22, 2009

Mcguyver smoker

A resourceful pothead. one who can make a smoking device out of anything

JD: Get me a Snorkel, an ice pick, an avacado, and some tinfoil...
COME ON IVE MADE MORE WITH LESS!

jim: dang JD... ur such a mcguyver smoker

by citysmoker420 January 16, 2009

vagina mcguyver

a man that can a vagina no matter where he is, or the surroundings, no matter where he is... he always finds vagina

way to be a vagina mcguyver at the gay bar last night

by WTF!! December 11, 2007

Mcguyvering

The act of getting a girl pregnant thru anal sex.

My girlfriend is on the pill, but I really want a baby. I guess I'll just be Mcguyvering her tonight.

by CaramelSchlong November 20, 2023

Filthy mcguyver

The act of making a condom out of whatever is on hand

The condom broke, but he pulled a filthy mcguyver and made one out of saran wrap and my hair tie.

by Mr.bunny86 July 23, 2025