McCumShot

(Noun) To Produce an orgasm in a McDonalds Bathroom. Usually The employee receives a mouthful of Jizz before making hamburgers and fries.

"I gave the McDonalds employee a McCumShot"

by shane mcgrath!!! April 6, 2009

McCrusta

When you jizz in your underwear at night and don’t get up to clean it

I did a McCrusta last night and I didn’t like it

by Iffy uh April 6, 2018

McCum sandwich

Sandwich made with cum

Issac Siegfried loves the McCum sandwich from Joe Barbecue Foot Massage.

by Colin Marie September 14, 2018

The McTrump

When you take a Big Mac, rub it on her tits and then titty fuck her. Then you pay her to stay quiet.

Dude it's not worth it, I pulled The McTrump on my ex-girlfriend and then ended up paying like $45,000.

by TheMoralsBand February 26, 2019

MacRumors

1. (n) A large online community dedicated to talking about Apple and Apple products. Once was a very cool, small site that was very helpful, but has recently turned into a place where teenage asshole newbies roam freely and where "veteran" forum moderators exercise their snark and sarcasm.

-"I'm having trouble with my Mac. Maybe I should post my problem on MacRumors."
-"Save yourself some time and just go to the Genius Bar."

by Charqq July 12, 2009

McGrumble

That inevitable feeling you get in your stomach after eating Mickey Dees.

For breakfast I had two McBirritos, an egg McMuffin, a McHashbrown, and a McCoffee. I'm going to have McGrumbles all morning.

by joemammy September 3, 2016

Mctrump

The Donald Trump Hamburger only available at McDonalds.

Guy 1: Welcome to McDonald's, what would like to order?

Guy 2: Uhhh gimme a sec, uh yeah could I get a mctrump please?

Guy 1: And would you like to Trump that for an extra large drink, extra large fries, and a gold plated staw?

Guy 2: Uhh sure why not.

Guy 1: That'll come out to 14.79 at the first window.

Guy 2: Hold up a second... I thought Mexico was paying?

by Mrmichaels January 12, 2017