MTWTF

Monday, Tuesday, What The Fuck?

i had to work MTWTF, and was like WTF when i found out i worked 5 days.

by fluffypenis September 26, 2014

MGWTF

When surprised by something totally un-expected or un-explainable, many people think to themselves or say out loud, "My God What the Fuck?" MGWTF is the abbreveation for those 5 words.

MGWTF happened to you last night?
MGWTF did she do to her hair?
MGWTF made her marry him?
MGWTF made him marry her?
MGWTF smells so bad?
MGWTF made you vote for Obama?
MGWTF can I do about that?

by ChocolateFreak.com May 30, 2011

twat mcwaffle

When calling someone a twat doesn't seem like enough of an insult. Now they are a smashed unrecognizable, over cooked, crispy twat.

Hey you fucking twat mcwafflel, watch what the fuck you're doing.

by Dickhead_supreme January 27, 2017

mwtf

A simple acronym for:

Man, Whut the Fuck?

Most commonly used online.

Friend 1: I heard your girl was cheating on you last nite!
Friend 2: MWTF!?

by Mystik V July 29, 2008

mtwtfss

Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday

the days of the week is mtwtfss

by pessimist by the optimist December 6, 2009

stinky mcwifferpants

A name given to someone that loves to fart, although they do vary from time to time. They range from silent but deadlies but most of the time, they love to absolutely cause earthquakes on the earth with the rupturous things they call farts. They are in need of a colonoscopy but are scared of a doctor.

Also known as Courtney.

Did you see that fart that Courtney let off? No wonder everyone calls her Stinky McWifferpants at school!

by Muhi August 29, 2021

MTWTF

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday

I work during MTWTF

by faheemitian December 15, 2009