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When surprised by something totally un-expected or un-explainable, many people think to themselves or say out loud, "My God What the Fuck?" MGWTF is the abbreveation for those 5 words.
MGWTF happened to you last night?
MGWTF did she do to her hair?
MGWTF made her marry him?
MGWTF made him marry her?
MGWTF smells so bad?
MGWTF made you vote for Obama?
MGWTF can I do about that?
MGWTF by ChocolateFreak.com May 30, 2011
Words you can keep
1. The acronym for the 7 days in a week
2. Your typical dialogue between someone who stepped on someone's toa and someone's who's toa got stepped on

"MY TOE WHAT THE FUCK" "SO SORRY"
You're at a movie theatre, someone's trying to go by a bunch of people to his seat. You hear "MTWTFSS", you know what went down.
MTWTFSS by HitlerOfGrammar March 18, 2018
Related Words
MGWTF mtwtfss McWTF? MTWTF mwtf MMWTFS MWTFRUOA MGMT fan MG TF
i had to work MTWTF, and was like WTF when i found out i worked 5 days.
MTWTF by fluffypenis September 26, 2014
A simple acronym for:

Man, Whut the Fuck?

Most commonly used online.
Friend 1: I heard your girl was cheating on you last nite!
Friend 2: MWTF!?
mwtf by Mystik V July 29, 2008
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
the days of the week is mtwtfss
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday
I work during MTWTF
MTWTF by faheemitian December 15, 2009
M onday
T uesday
W ednesday
T hursday
F riday
S aturday
S unday
Days of the week:
MTWTFSS
MTWTFSS by Gn Leumassy February 14, 2022
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