McPoo

noun - a poo you have in McDonald's free toilets at the start of a night out, in order to avoid the rancid nightclub toilets that will be your only option later in the night.

"Tony, you fancy going for a McPoo before we meet everyone?"
"Yes. Yes I do"

by 2hasmat March 12, 2014

cheese mcpoopy

To have have sex with someone in the ass using cheese wiz as a lubricant

Melinda asked Frank to give her a cheese mcpoopy after they ate mac n cheese for dinner.

by Frank December 22, 2004

Farty McPoopbottom

Basically as the word would imply, someone who has uncontrollable bodily functions in the area of flatulence and poopy stink. Someone who at any given time is known to release copious amounts of both stink farts and smelly poop, or both at the same time.

Farty McPoopbottom's usually tend to be somewhat overweight, but there are rare occasions when a normal size person may become a Farty McPoopbottom.

Guy 1: Man that movie was terrible.
Guy 2: Yeh seriously.
Guy 3: Hey did either one of you guys go in the bathroom at all? Smelled like Farty McPoopbottom in there.
Guy 2: Yeh it made me wana throw up it was so bad.
Guy 1: I didnt really think it smelled that bad.
Guy 3: Yeh well look at what your mom does to your home bathroom on a daily basis, no wonder it didnt smell that bad to you.
*Guy 1 punches Guy 3 in the face*

by Skidmark McGee August 30, 2007

Fagpie McPoopinstein

Gay Irish/German American dude that likes it in the butt.

Listen here Fagpie McPoopinstein, we don't serve your kind around here. Get out!

by AssHoleMcgermanMan March 20, 2008

McPooterDrip

McPooterDrip is when you have anal seepage. It is when you are just sitting or standing around and then some poop juice leaks out and stains your pants. McPooterDrip can also be the excretion of any form of poop in a persons pants.

That guy right there in the khaki's just McPooterDripped and you can see it all over his pants.

by Chinese Phil June 1, 2011

McPoo

(n.) 1. A person, action, or behavior that is beyond explanation; also "to pull a McPoo" (see example 1)

2. A very quirky, strange, or bizzare person who is difficult to read. (see example 2)

1) "When I told Bill he had just screwed the pooch, I never thought that he would actually do it. What a McPoo!" or "I never expected Bill to do that; he really pulled a McPoo when he screwed the pooch."

2)"Bill majored in drama in college, has feminine tendencies, and acts ambiguously gay. However, he has had a girlfriend for two years to whom he recently became engaged. I don't understand this guy; he is a real McPoo."

by no porking in rear September 30, 2004

McPoon

Hot females of the Scottish persuasion.

There's plenty McPoon here in Edinburgh.

by Dirty Daz-D June 28, 2006