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Mevan G

An extremely awesome, and extremely sexy Sri Lankan! a A much better version of Kevin "G" Gnapoor from mean girls. The easiest way of identifying said "Mevan G" is to check his nipples. If his hands are on his nipples, you have found one. But becareful, the G is silent when he sneaks through the door, and makes love to your woman on the bathroom floor. And he doesn't play like shaggy, you will know it was him, cuz next time you see her, she'll be like, "ohhhhhh Mevan G!!!!!!!!!"
Liz: "Did you hear about the lady who cheated on her husband?"
Rob: "yeah!! And her husband was in the house!"
Liz: "I know!! How did he not hear or see?"
Rob: "They were in the bathroom!"
Liz: "But he had to have heard him walk in the house! Right?"
Rob: "I bet it was a Mevan G!!!!"
by rcruz930 September 27, 2010
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McVandevillesexidick....land

An amazing place, located in the highlands of prumplgruff. Mainly populated by sociopaths and morning talk show hosts. The most famous person to come from McVandevillesexidick...land was Chuck Norris' mothers sisters dogs previous owners fish's sister's owners cleaners cousins from Dubai's long lost relative whom he found on find my family. (Note; there is a pause between dick and land)
I live in McVandevillesexidick....land with that psyco killer. its great.
by Rohannesburg November 30, 2011
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mcewans moment

A sudden case of diarrhoea, caused by over-ingestion of the popular Scottish beer.
'I've been on the throne all day, having a McEwan's Moment. That's what seven pints of it does for you'
by The Moai March 16, 2005
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McEvans

The most popular restaurant in the world run by Gordon Ramsay. The restaurant is very popular and it’s most popular item is bowls of lamb sauce. You will experience wonderful sounds when dining there. Those sounds being Gordon Ramsay swearing at his employees and under paying them(basically how Mcdonalds treat their staff).at McEvans you can always expect paying Elon musks net worth for an idiot sandwich as the ingredients are high quality and very expensive also because their motto is “Always less for more”.Overall it is the best dining experience with -3 Michelin stars, they are constantly looking for new workers with 0 experience as people who burn food always get promoted as long as ur fine with getting paid as much as your local homeless person(no offense). With a astounding rating of -3 Michelin stars and affordable prices what are you waiting for get out your wallet and start your journey to become bankrupt by ordering 2 slices of bread. OPEN NOW McEvans!
McEvans is a wonderful restaurant with affordable prices
by kmqewadfenqbhvt4jkcij shu July 11, 2022
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mevan

A person with many nicknames and, if a girl, doesn't have a large penis.
Nicknames given to a mevan: mevna, meev, mevanna, myvan, melvin, mev, meva, etc.
by nekocho December 24, 2008
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Mevans

Someone who is completely incapable of sharing their feelings. Often acts like they want to talk about feelings, but then backs away from subject.
Of course not. You know he's a total mevans.
by barbsandwire January 2, 2011
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mrevans

a fucking bitch that rapes sand sucks peoples dicks. ALSO LOVES TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT PEOPLE.
MREVANS RAPED A PERSON
by cokballs March 7, 2017
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