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jacuzzi mcdoogle

A girl prepares a bowl, nay, a chalice, of warm milk and grabs a number of straws (preferably four).

The man places his balls in the goblet of milk as the woman places the straws in. She then proceeds to blow into the straws, creating a jacuzzi of warm milk around the man's balls inside said holy grail.

Always go 2% milk. On holidays use eggnog.
girl: *blows into staws*
guy #1: OUUUUGGAAHWWWWWWW yes.

--the next day--
guy #1: last night my girl gave me a jacuzzi mcdoogle, bro
guy #2: what kinda milk?
guy #1: 2%, duh
by Steezywhitekid December 16, 2011
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Seeing McDouble

Seeing double after eating a McDonald's McDouble cheeseburger off of the dollar when you've been drinking. This is usually followed by a trip to the bathroom to throw up.
I shouldn't have eaten that....I'm seeing McDouble!
by livedit August 15, 2010
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mcdooger

a made-up or imaginary person, also used frequently to concela the identity of a person
"Who spilled my Kool Aid?"
"Stacy McDooger!"
by Robby Wasabi August 22, 2004
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McDongle

deliches
"I wanna go to mcdongle"
by Rongle McDongle July 13, 2019
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McDouble Value Meal

The sexual position of a man sticking his penis in a girls ass while the girl menstruates all over the mans face making the McDouble explaining why the man cums and the woman menstruates. The value meal is represented by the woman's ass being the McDouble, the mans dick being the fries and the woman's period blood being the Coke from McDonalds.
She thought the McDouble Value Meal was from McDonalds but she was wrong when she was diagnosed with AIDS.
by AN0SEater March 16, 2020
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McDoublePenetration

A McGangbang -Mcchicken inside a Mcdouble- replacing the center bun of a Big Mac.
Person 1: "Why do they call it a McDoublePenetration?"
Person 2: "Cause its like having a cock shoved up both your holes, only the cock is the sandwich and the holes are your arteries."
by Hairyyy0 September 12, 2010
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Douchey Mcdoucherson

a person who in fact is the worst waste of life ever. a true specimen will spit while drinking a beer and having a fat dip in...
shadandawa should change her name to "Douchey Mcdoucherson".
by random hero March 27, 2005
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