McDickHead

A guy who can't decide what he wants to eat at McDonald's and holds up the whole line. Then when he finally decides what he wants, he doesn't have enough money to pay for it and turns around and asks you for change. Then he changes his order and orders with extra pickles, no onions, extra salt, no sesame seeds, and a well cooked burger. Then he spills his order all over and demands a free one.

Man I was at McD's and there was this real McDickHead there holding up the line.

by Queenofnthing September 5, 2011

Fisty McTickle

Referring to someone that does something really sick in a home made porn movie.

I sure was Fisty Mctickle when i fecalbated all in her mouth.

by the pupster September 17, 2007

McDickbeater

A McDickbeater is a brisk slap with the doo-waggler to any body part, including but not limited to, the face. (sometimes served with cheese)

As Sally bent over to pick up the towel, I slipped her a quick McDickbeater with cheese.

by leemoney January 12, 2008

Mctickle

The feeling which indicates that a McShit is approaching after consuming McDonalds.

Uh oh! We're going to have to pull over soon; I've got the McTickles!"

by ABChristie April 28, 2011

McPickles

This name is given to someone you hate and/or think should drink bleach. However this person is tiny and laughs way too much. Do not mess with a McPickles. They know jujitsu. Despite their tiny size they're fiesty and moist. Steer clear of the ones known as McPickles. Also more commonly known as prostitutes.

L: Sup McPickles
McPickles: *cries*

by LMAG May 24, 2016

McDickled

When a person puts their mouth on a glory hole in a public restroom, bar, or other venue and is expecting to be absolutely throat blasted by a fat juicy hog but instead ends up open mouth kissing a person named Matt on the other side.

- Bro, you see that girl over there?

*Yeah, why?

-She was at a flying J in Toledo last week and got McDickled!

*Awe that's awful!

-Yeah imagine everyone knowing you took a mouth full of Matt!

by Redrokkit October 1, 2021

mcdicker

A slang for a person who sucks dick.

Your such a mcdicker.

by Jayzn November 17, 2007