McDonald’s sprite

Only the hardest hitting drink in the world. This shit hits harder than vodka mixed with Vivian while in fire. This drink is exclusive to the fast food place that has a clown

*stupid fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*

McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you

Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.

McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard

Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me

McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window

*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*

Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me

*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*

by Techn0r0bert November 7, 2019

engadine mcdonald's

McDonald's store in the south of Sydney

Scomo shat himself at Engadine McDonald's in 1997

by Hack404 March 28, 2019

McDonald's WiFi

a term to describe slow wifi

"My grandma is so poor that she has McDonald's WiFi. It's as slow as fuck."

by kningrad September 5, 2017

McDonalds

A place where people eat alot, get fat, and then sue to get money.

I ate at McDonalds everyday for 7 years and now I weigh 500 pounds, so I'm gonna sue them to make some cash.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

Ag Mcdaniel

A person that should rail me :)

Girl one: have you heard of Ag Mcdaniel from TikTok?
Girl two: Oh yes, she's so hot
Girl one: yeah, she could rail me

by tHat handLe is AlreAdy BeiNg.. August 23, 2020

Gene McDonald

One who cockblocks a threesome

Dude I was about to bang Amanda and Stacy until Brett pulled a Gene McDonald and told them I had herpes!

by Yoloniggaaaaaaaaa September 24, 2012

Madena

The most sexiest, most gorgeous, prettiest person you'll ever meet! She is a such a sweet hearted girl, you'll have the time of your life with. She is the definition of what a princess is. All people love her and she has TONS of friends. She is an amazing person to have in your life and if you leave her its your mistake. She is one-of-a-kind type of a girl. A femme fatale. With intelligence and beauty. she's an "all around girl"

Dayum! Madena is fine!

Wow that must be a Madena

by Princess Madena January 15, 2013