mumabortion

when you give a dead aborted fetus a mummafication with paper towels.

"Babe, I really don't wanna have this baby, so ........ im giving you a mumabortion."

by That Guy With The Paper Towels October 18, 2012

Metabortion

When a discussion becomes so abstract and self-referential that you stop having it because you've confused yourself too much to continue.

Even I couldn't even tell any more whether I was being sarcastic or serious, so the conversation sort of ended in a metabortion.

by ZackE October 2, 2013

Malörtion

To attempt to consume strong and bitter high alcohol liquor to abort a fetus.

I couldn’t get an appointment at Planned Parenthood today so I guess I’m gonna have to go out tonight and get a malörtion.

by Malort Man May 27, 2025

Malörtion

The act of consuming bitter high alcohol liquor to abort a fetus.

I couldn’t get an appointment at Planned Parenthood today so I guess I have to go out to the bars tonight and get a Malörtion.

by Malort Man May 27, 2025