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-maxxing 

Internet slang suffix that means maximizing a certain aspect of one's life. Comes from "minmaxxing", a term for extracting the maximum output from the minimum input.
In light of this, I have been fertility-maxxing for the last few months.
-maxxing by meluvcheese June 12, 2024

Milk Maxxing 

Drinking 3/4 to 1 whole gallon of milk a day to strengthen bones and because it tastes good
I've been milk maxxing for a year now and it feels like my femurs have been reinforced with rebar. I also weigh 240 despite being like 5'9". My bones are dense as lead now
Milk Maxxing by anonymous November 21, 2020

biden maxxing

Man, he's Biden Maxxing on those hoes!
biden maxxing by BidenMaxxer March 6, 2022

Mysterious Maxxing 

Mysterious Maxxing is when someone is here one message and gone the next. A serial ghoster who comes back and taunts you. Although your friends may never be aware, don’t be surprised if they also become victims of Mysterious Maxxing. How good are your detective skills cause even Scooby Doo can’t solve this mystery!?
“He’s doing it again! He’s totally Mysterious Maxxing me!”
Mysterious Maxxing by Knight2403 September 23, 2022

Goblin Maxxing 

To max out one's inner goblin potential.
"Did you hear John is changing his name to Gobhn?"

"He must be Goblin Maxxing."
Goblin Maxxing by Flatftw May 14, 2022

Pressure Maxxing 

Pressure Maxxing, the art of grasping one’s penis at the verge of climax to build up nut in the shaft the urethra gains potential energy causing a massive fookin shot.
I heard dave has been pressure maxxing recently.

Fuck yeah, dave knows the method
Pressure Maxxing by Idontfwnigs October 17, 2024