Maxifize

Combination of maximize and sauvignon blanc. Commonly used while desperately grabbing at medium sized words while giving an impromptu speech to your co-workers.

"we have fun but still manage to maxifize returns for our clients"

by asgasdfg July 17, 2012

maxamize

www.maxamize.info

The most elitest hacker in the world.

Can 'pwn' any AIM/AOL sn there is.

Is also said to be very intelligent, sexy.

www.maxamize.info/fans/people/mx.jpg

He is reffered to as 'MX' by the AIM Community.

Girl with leeto sn: OMG, someone just stole my screenname!!!
Hacker who knows MX: it was prolly Maxamize
Girl with leeto sn: Alright, I hope he doesn't steal my other 3 characters.

by MX January 23, 2005

maximizer

One who maximizes whatever application he is working on, consuming all screen real estate and rendering the entire concept of the windowed GUI useless.

I told my friend I was getting a 30" monitor, but because he's a maximizer, he couldn't fathom the purpose of it. "Who wants to type in Microsoft Word across the whole screen?"

by Lucent July 25, 2008

maximise

To consume recreational drugs anally. To 'hoop' one's goodies.

I maximised a couple of pills a while ago and now I'm coming up like a bastard.

I maximised that special k but for all the good it did me I might as well have stuck it up my arse.

by KyralTim January 12, 2009

maximizing her potential

when a girl is only kinda okay looking, but with effort, style, and money, has made herself as attractive as humanly possible

"that miley cyrus turned out pretty hot"
-"meh. well she's definitely maximizing her potential"

by chikachu May 10, 2011

Maximizer

A person, who always tries to milk an opportunity. Ex: You ask a co-worker if they need anything from the store and they hand you a long shopping list.

"I offered her a ride home and she - being the MAXIMIZER that she is - made me make two stops along the way so she could drop things off and buy stuff!"

by The Movie 32 December 9, 2017

Maximizing Joy

A catchphrase used by bougie bitches in the suburbs of the Southeastern United States to deceive one’s acquaintances and colleagues into believing they are successful, and well respected professionally. Usually, the phrase is closely followed by claims to be passionate about mundane things that no sane person is passionate about (e.g. work).

If there is one thing I’m passionate about, it’s live music and maximizing joy.

by Below the Hard Deck September 14, 2021