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Maskology

The art of predicting what kind of person someone is, or what is presently preoccupying their mind, by looking at the type of face mask they are wearing in public places.
Thanks to maskology, it’s not hard to judge the heart condition of a masker: donning a mask without covering their nose; wearing a rainbow or pink mask all the time; painting a mask on their face that deceptively looks like they’ve put on one; or sporting a green or black mask with the ISIS logo on it.
by Covido March 10, 2022
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Markology

The study of weird things. Normally associated with weird human features
The class is going to study Markology this term.
by Alpha Cue August 7, 2018
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murkology

MURKOLOGY is we all love to get messy but the true religion of MURKOLOGY runs far deeper than gettin smashed on a wkend or turning up to work pissed every now n then, its about gettin absolutely MURKELD (pronounced mur-kel-d) at any given time... MURKOLOGY is not just a religion, its a way of life and onli a true MURKOLOGIST can party this hard... a true MURKOLOGIST lives by these commandments... being MURKELD IS THE BEST THING EVER... u NEVER need a reason to get murkeld... but u can change any given situation into one... a few quiet drinks ALWAYS turn murkely durkely... 2 answers to most questions, lets get murkeld or why not... at least 1 drug dealler in there phone... its never 2 early/late to ring sed drug dealer... theres never a wrong time to get murkeld... u onli vomit if it makes it easier to carry on but NEVER after swallowing sumthing that will enhance ur being... u can never have 2 much... will happily start getting murkeld on their own n force others to join in... doesnt need to be wi people they kno to join in gettin murkled... NEVER leave a murkologist behind, bang em in a taxi... theres no situation/place thats 2 random to get murkled... SO IF UR WEEKEND NEVER STARTS BECAUSE TECHNICALLY IT DOESNT FINISH THEN U ARE A DEFINATE MURKOLOGIST remember our motto... ITS MURKAGE SEASON :D in the name of the lion the witch and the wardeobe... may the murk be with you
guy... what religion are you?

2nd guy.. dunno really.. c of e i think

guy... well dont say your a party animal if ya dont follow murkology... dickhead
by WiZzAdOrA January 13, 2011
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marbology

The study of marbles under ridiculously theoretical circumstances.
"What would happen if a marble was dropped off an airplane into a pool?"
"Hmm, sounds like a question for a marbology professor. People study those sort of things you know."
by Professor of Marbology November 17, 2011
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mathology

Mathology is the study of math
I am going to kill my self because I have mathology 3rd block.
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Mackology

An expression or way of life that symbolizes leadership, strength and confidence that reflects upon willpower precision making moves.
Man after listening to Mackology it further lead me into all truths; self discovery and psychological empowerment
by Ice Turner Sr January 24, 2021
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Manpology

Not to be confused with a true apology (acknowledging harm done, taking responsibility, and vowing to do better), a Manpology is a way of pretending to be remorseful once caught at sexual harassment, infidelity, or any number of wrong-doing by males. The elements of a Manpology may include, are not limited to:

"I was just kidding."

"I'm sorry if your feelings are hurt."

"I didn't mean to."

"I would never do such a thing."
"I have daughters of my own."
Governor Cuomo held a press conference to make a public manpology to the six women he sexually harassed while in office
by American Moor March 13, 2021
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